Vines Sorted By Democrat or Republican (RIP U.S.A.)

[Classical music] I don’t know…AHHHGGHHHH YOU BETTER STOP. NOOWW! BITCH, NOW! Look at all those chickens! When there’s TOO much drama at school? all you gotta do is [Sassily] walk awAAaayAAayay [failing to sing like Mariah Carey] [Nicki Minaj] “fuck sake” No! No! Turn that off! “eat my ass” NOOOO– This is how I enter my house: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS Mother trucker, dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick. [singing] I want a church girl, that go to church [preposterously nasally] and read her Bible Look at this graph! Kevin. Kevin. Kevin, watch the light, dude. Basically what I was thinking of was, uh Ah, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this. Hey Tara, you want some? This bitch empty. YEET What would you do if there was a child right in front of you? [making action sound effects with mouth] [sad song] I’m so tired of being used… Aahhh! Why are you running? WHY are you running? My friends an I love this dance called the nae nae. And whenever we hit it, it gets pretty crazy [singing] Country boy, I love yoooou [noise] [Posh accent] Then I told her I would no longer be speaking with her. [sensible chuckle] Farewell, Felicia. I wanna be a cowboy, baaaby! I wanna be a cowboy, baby! Wait a minute, who ARE you? “Run.” Yo Lance, you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking? -No. Guess you were right! I hate this damn! Ass! Bitch! Elmo! When will you learn?! When will you learn?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES You’re disrespecting a future US Army soldier THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU Have you ever had a dreams that that you um you add you do what you could you do you it you want you you could do so you You do you can you you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything You know what? I’m about to say it. Say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow. Welcome to Bible study. We’re all children of Jesus. Kumbayaaa my Lord That is not correCt… because according to the encyclopedia of [noises] I spelled lipstick in your Valentino bag WHAT’RE YOU DOING? aaAAAHHHHHH aaaAAaaAAAhhHH No off-topic questions. Because I don’t want to. No, there’s–no. Permission denied. That’s an off. Topic. Questions. Next? You have been STOPPED. [Sarcastically] Sorry. I am…I’m SO sorry! So sorry, so so so gimme yow FUCKn MONey What the FUCK, Richard? [Classical music]

Maurice Vega

18 Responses

  1. “Ohh fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this”

    (Setting the frame)

    I’m dead…finally some good comedy has come out of this madness

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