The Time Zack Morris Got His Best Friend Scheduled For Dissection By The Government


♪ Zack Morris Is Trash ♪ (Bell Ringing) – Zack Morris is the writer/director
of a bad student film. He’s abusing his power and
harassing his crew for fun. Slater politely thanks Belding
for the new school camera. He tells them to be careful because it took two
years to save up for it. Zack lies and says it’s in good hands. Zack’s alien invader
C-movie is hot garbage. Atrocious writing, laughable costumes. Not even Kelly can save it. Zack has no control over his actors and Screech chips a tooth ad-libbing. Zack throws a hissy fit, unprofessional, and breaks the camera
he swore he’d protect. Jessie is furious. She’s student president, And a broken camera on her watch will shatter her reputation. Kelly suggests buying a replacement, but the gang is $1,100 short. Zack says they should do
the responsible thing here and blame Jessie. Screech is reading a tabloid about a man getting abducted by bees. Zack says this shady paper will pay $1,500 for a picture of an alien, enough for a new camera! This gives Zack a great idea. Jessie is wearing a disguise at school in anticipation of Zack framing her for property destruction. Zack blows her cover. Belding wants to know where the camera is. Zack pulls a new one out of his ass. I mean bag. I mean ass. Slater can’t believe the tabloid
bought Screech as an alien! A man in a cheap jacket says
he has some questions for Zack. Zack says he must be from the newspaper! Uh, yeah, sure, newspaper. He says if Zack can arrange
a meeting with an alien he’ll pay $10,000 dollars. This gives Zack a greed boner. Zack wants a moment of privacy to discuss his greedyrection. Jessie says they already got lucky once. Why push it? Kelly says he’ll never
believe Screech is an alien. Zack says this rube will believe anything, then tells the sucker
to get the money ready because the alien meeting is on. “Lieutenant Thompson” reports back to base. Screech got his tooth filled, and now his skull picks up radio stations. It’s fun for a second,
then never-ending misery. Zack tells Screech to go along
with his intergalactic fraud, tempting him with all
the life-changing things he can do with his share of the loot, a grand total of $1,600. Lieutenant Thompson tells Belding he’s undercover from the Air Force investigating an alien
seen by Zack Morris. Belding laughs but still leaves him with Zack’s huge file to cooperate. Screech comes in to drop
off his dentist note. The lieutenant hears strange noises coming from his mouth
and interrogates him, causing Screech to run for his life. Screech is nervous, but Zack tells him to relax. What could possibly go
wrong tricking a stranger who showed no ID offering
five-figure cash to meet an alien? Then Zack has everybody’s
favorite magic waiter do some out-of-this-world tricks! Just kidding, they suck. Zack says this bad magic is a good start, but they need more bad magic. Harry Houdiner has some ideas. Zack breaks into school to
put on a stupid magic show that’s mostly just fog and
Screech in his bad costume. Mr. Thompson’s buying it until Screech’s cheap getup falls apart. He hears the radio coming
from Screech’s mouth, recognizes him, and the jig is up. Mr. Thompson wants to know who these kids think they’re fooling. Screech says he’s not a kid. He’s Zorch. Then rips off his face mask
to reveal an alien mask. Mr. Thompson says he knew he was actually an alien this whole time, while Zack smugly
celebrates behind his back. He says once they get
Zorch back to Washington, everyone’s getting a medal. But when Zack mentions that 10 grand, he says “We’ll see”. “That’s up to Uncle Sam.” Because Mr. Thompson is in the Air Force. And he’s taking this creature
in for immediate dissection. Screech runs for his life
for the second time that day. Screech is up late typing his will. Zack tells him to keep it down and he’ll have this whole dissection thing straightened out by tomorrow, probably, once he squares away those 10 g’s. Screech says his prayers before bed, visibly annoying Zack as he
talks to God about dying. Mr. Belding thinks the idea that Screech is an alien is preposterous. Mr. Thompson says
Belding is just covering, and unless he wants to
mess with the government, he better produce that
alien by three o’clock. Belding is anxious, but Zack assures him this plan to save his friend’s life is solid. Screech emerges from the
locker Zack stuffed him in. Mr. Thompson says he’s not falling for Screech’s human mask again. Then Zack has everyone in school spook Mr. Thompson with
very bad Screech masks to say they’re all aliens? A plan that makes zero sense, because these masks look fake as hell, and Zack and Belding put theirs on in front of Mr. Thompson. And all they had to do was have Screech show Mr. Thompson the alien mask, which he does, which gets
rid of him right away, so seriously, what the fuck was the point of all these masks? Zack says Mr. Thompson
will be back in a minute because he pickpocketed his car keys in case his zero-sense mask plan failed. Only Mr. Thompson doesn’t come back. We never see him ever again, because the shame of returning to D.C. after being duped by a teenage sociopath was too much to handle and he probably fucking killed himself. Let’s review. Zack Morris lost control of
his terrible student film, breaking a valuable piece
of school equipment, and forcing his friend to get oral surgery that put radio waves in his brain. Then sold a picture of that friend as an alien to buy a replacement camera. Then believed a man in a cheap jacket really had $10,000 dollars to spend on an E.T. meet and greet. And relying on magic tricks
from a cheeseburger waiter, attempted to trick him with
a mask on top of a mask, which bought his best
friend a one-way ticket to a government dissection table. And instead of coming clean right away, he needed a night to think about a way to maybe still get that $10,000 while his friend was grappling with dying. Then got the principal implicated in his government deception, along with the entire student body, with a plan that made
absolutely zero sense when his best friend’s
life was on the line. Zack Morris is trash. ♪ Zack Morris Is Trash ♪ (Bell Ringing)

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. But is this really any worse than the time Zack Morris used subliminal messages to brainwash girls into sex?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gJejGrdr_w

  2. So seriously what the fuck was the point of all of those mask๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Watched this with my older sister when we were kids growing up… Now I understand why she had a girl crush on Slater and not Zach.

  4. Zack is a fucking genius, is a blonde version of Ferris Bueller in a long long long story about a sociopath that everyone is – in a low budget way – or wanted to be – still in a low budget way.

  5. Somebody needs to do a Steve Urkle is Trash video. We just gonna act like he was dating Myra while still tryna get with Laura?

  6. I see this has a grey area…who doesn't want Screech dead?
    ( Just imagine the complex he's gonna have has adult and then imagine this nose has your boss.)

  7. I don't understand why anyone would want to watch this show. It's basically Boy Meets World except written by a sociopath who wants to get off living vicariously through Zach Morris. It's not even like ZMIT is twisting the writing, it's just an honest synopsis!

  8. Why do I laugh so hard in the anticipation and delivery of "probably fucking killed themselves"? Maybe I'm as bad as Zack Morris.

  9. I always liked Max. Just wish he came back for one more eppy to finally put Zack in his place. Can't help but laugh @ the names the narrator comes up with for Max.

  10. I wanna know how making a school play turns to you trying to get a government official to believe there are aliens and he fucking killed himself to?!

  11. There's that time Commander Riker had to screw his way off of an alien planet's medical prison. Star Trek: The Next Generation, S4 e 15.

  12. Great inconspicuous disguise of Jessie! lol ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ why are they friends with Zach and why did anyone like Zack? Too many males are like this!

  13. i do love me some saved by the bell but sweet baby jesus the 90s had some absolute trash story lines youd have to be brain dead to believe

  14. I used to love this show as a kid….but I just realized how horrible of a person Zack was in every episode

  15. I liked the show! And I find these videos funny and honest. I always felt like Zack was unchecked in his foolishness and the show never explored the connection between his lack of present parenting and his character which lead to selfish and inappropriate behavior. So I definitely remember being a kid and thinking, "Zack is not a good friend to be around all the time."(that was really harsh for how I communicated lol) And I also wonder(ed) WHY the other kids kept fooling with him. I always felt bad for Screech. In none of the manifestations of the show have they ever really allowed Screech to have any dignity. (he was able to show off the guns during the opening theme of SBTB College Years).

  16. I used to get stressed out and angry while watching SbtB. I thought I was crazy, now I know I was perfectly normal and it was the show and how people just accepted it that were crazy. This is like a debriefing of my childhood, thanks Funny or Die!

  17. Entire plot revolves around need for money… but then they manufacture a few dozen Screech masks overnight. Apparently for free?

  18. This is like the one where he seems the most frustrated…… itโ€™s probably a good thing I havenโ€™t seen this episode

  19. Here's a fun drinking game to play while watching Saved By The Bell: Every time Zack comes up with a scheme, touches someone without consent, lies, manipulates, and blames someone else for his mistakes you take a shot. Good luck and have fun.

  20. If Zack Morris character applied for a firearms permit he would get knocked back due to him being trash

  21. Zack Morris character is so bad that if he made a cartoon character of himself he would be stupid enough to try to fight superman without any kryponite

  22. I only liked Saved by the Bell as a kid because I had the same gray comforter on my bed as Zack Morris. And now I feel shame.

  23. When I saw the title I just died… DO YOU ALL KNOW HOW MANY ZACH MORRISโ€™ THERE ARE IN OUR GOVERNMENT!? LOOK AT OUR ORANGE PRESIDENT! NO WONDER. (Idk where Iโ€™m going with this, Iโ€™m high xD hopefully Zach doesnโ€™t come out the screen and narc on me xD dickwad.)

  24. I just stumbled upon this and i love it. Everything about it is on point and looking back on it thinking about Zack is hilarious. The narrator is great at making him look like a piece of shit. LOL!! Edit. There are a ton of these videos too Haha

  25. I hummed the jingle in an elevator the other day without thinking…

    Coincidentally everybody else's floor was before mine.

  26. Humour : screech got mister Belding to try to phone his home for an excuse to get away from that Zack Morris character only to have crossed wires with Zack Morris on the other side of the phone pretending to be one of the parents

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