The Daily Show – Meth Labs of Democracy: Don’t Mess with Sexes – Magic Cone


FOR MORE ON THESE
DEVELOPMENTS IN TEXAS WE GO TO JESSICA WILLIAMS IN THE
STATE CAPITOL, AUSTIN’S SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST. JESS, HOW YOU DOING?>>HEY. HI, I’M GOOD. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>Jon: WHAT’S UP?>>YOU KNOW WHAT, JON, I GOT
NEWS FOR DEBBIE RIDDLE. I SEEN YOU, GIRL, YOU’RE ALL
OH NO, IF TRANSGENER PEOPLE USE THE BATHROOM, THE
SACRED PLACE WHERE WE PEE AND DOOKIE WILL BE RUINED NOT
TO MENTION THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN, WHERE WILL
THEY DOOKIE? BUT, I WILL GUARANTEE
YOU SOMETHING, JON, THAT LADY HAS USED A MEN’S BATHROOM.>>WAIT HOW DO YOU — YOU DON’T
KNOW THAT. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?>>BECUSE WE ALL DO. I’M SURE SHE HAS BEEN TO A
CONCERT.>>Jon: THIS — THIS IS DEBBIE
RIDDLE.>>I’M SURE SHE HAS
PROTESTED AT A CONCERT.>>Jon: OKAY, THANK YOU.>>AND THE LADY’S PORT A POTTY
LINE WAS TOO LONG. SO SHE GRABBED HER MAGIC CONE
AND THEN HIT THE XY BATHROOM.>>Jon: SHE GRABEED HER — I’M
SORRY.>>IT’S A MAGIC CONE, JON. YOU
DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT, YOU JUST CUP, YOU SPRAY AND THEN
YOU WALK AWAY. BUT JON, IF THIS LAW PASSES, I
AND MILLIONS OF OTHER WOMEN WILL BE STUCK CHOOSING
BETWEEN A CRIMINAL RECORD AND A UTI.>>Jon: BUT THAT, THAT
THING’S JUST A — WHAT IS THAT A FUNNEL? IS THAT A FUNNEL.>>HOW DARE YOU,
JON. IT’S A MAGIC CONE.>>Jon: OKAY.>>AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
>>Jon: WHAT?>>I DON’T HAVE TIME TO
MAN-SPLAIN THIS TO YOU RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO PUT
THIS THING TO WORK. SEE YOU LATER.>>Jon: GOOD LUCK, JESSICA
WILLIAMS.

Maurice Vega

4 Responses

  1. If I really need to go, the washrooms are single person only, and there is someone in the women's washroom I will use the men's.  Hell, sometimes I don't even understand why single-person bathrooms are male/female. I've only seen one male single-bathroom with a urinal but even then there was a toilet there too (I've been in that position a lot during road trips).
    And if someone is transitioning from a male body to a female's then I wouldn't care if she came into a multi-person washroom with me. She's a girl and she's going to go into a stall either way so I wouldn't see what she was doing. Hell, I wouldn't care if a man came in for the sole intention of taking a piss cause again, there is a stall and I'm not changing clothes or being naked outside of a stall anyhow.

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