Tag: parody

Mueller Says Trump Wasn’t Exonerated, Could Be Charged After Leaving Office: A Closer Look

-It was a busy day. Robert Mueller, the former special counsel in the Russia investigation, testified before Congress today. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Of course, Mueller’s testimony was highly anticipated with lots of people expected to watch, except one guy who claimed he wouldn’t watch, a guy notorious for...

The Fans Who Want More Politics in Sports: Part 2 – Major League Politics

We The Internet is hearing from fans who have an important complaint about sports today: there just aren’t enough politics in them. (intense intro music) [BRENDA] You know, many professional athletes have said they don’t want to upset their fans by taking a political stance. [DAVID] It’s just like, if you’re not alienating half your fan base, then what are...

News: Populist Plantoid From Literal Banana Republic Dies, Sparks Succession Crisis

The Unified Banana Republic or ‘UBR’ has tonight been plunged into political crisis following the sudden death of its enigmatic plantoid leader, President Chiquita Chiquita died early this morning at the age of four days old, far below the usual life expectancy of six days for unrefrigerated bananoid species. The circumstances surrounding his death are still unclear, although he was...