Tag: Jokes

Ricky Gervais: Hosting The 2018 Golden Globes Would’ve Ended My Career

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-WINNING COMEDIAN WHO CREATED “THE OFFICE” AND “EXTRAS.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, RICKY GERVAIS! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, WOW. THANK YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>MY PLEASURE.>>Stephen: YOU LOOK GOOD. ( LAUGHS ) ( LAUGHTER ).>>OH,...

Trump’s Political Allies Shamble To His Defense After Whistleblower Report

THINGS ARE LOOKING BAD FOR TRUMP, BUT LUCKILY HIS CLOSEST POLITICAL ALLIES ARE SHAMBLING TO HIS DEFENSE. STARTING WITH SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND MAN WHO CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THE DEVIL GAVE HIM FOR HIS WORTHLESS SOUL, LINDSEY GRAHAM. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S WORTH NOTHING! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! GRAHAM WAS ASKED WHAT HE THOUGHT WOULD CONSTITUTE INAPPROPRIATE QUID...