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November 24, 2019

Rose Valland Takes On the Nazis (feat. Tiffany Haddish) – Drunk History

– Back in the day when I used to datedrug dealers and gang bangers, I make a dude color and if you stay in the lines, you know what I’m saying? – That’s–[laughs] – You know, one of ’em hit me up from jail and he was like, you know, my most happiest memory of being free is when you...

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November 16, 2019

Nathan For You – The Movement

If you need to move to a different houseyou might call City of Angels,an up-and-coming moving companythat serves the L.A. area.But lately, owner David Sassounianhas been finding it hard to stay profitablewith the rising cost of labor in his industry.– For us, our most expensive cost is our employees, for sure.– But after spending some time watching David’s movers,I realized...

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October 9, 2019

RENO 911! – Lottery

Ah, that new Greek tanning place? ‘Santorini tan’ is doing, uh, half-off for law enforcement. You get half off of any tanning or, uh… What they call speed tanning. I have an announcement to make! Suck my big black [bleep]! I won to [bleep] lotto! I won the [bleep] lotto! I am a [bleep] millionaire! And I don’t have to...

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October 8, 2019

The Daily Show – Meth Labs of Democracy: Don’t Mess with Sexes – Magic Cone

FOR MORE ON THESE DEVELOPMENTS IN TEXAS WE GO TO JESSICA WILLIAMS IN THE STATE CAPITOL, AUSTIN’S SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST. JESS, HOW YOU DOING?>>HEY. HI, I’M GOOD. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>Jon: WHAT’S UP?>>YOU KNOW WHAT, JON, I GOT NEWS FOR DEBBIE RIDDLE. I SEEN YOU, GIRL, YOU’RE ALL OH NO, IF TRANSGENER PEOPLE USE THE BATHROOM, THE SACRED PLACE...

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October 6, 2019

Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse – Conspiracy Theories Thrive at a Trump Rally: The Daily Show

You know, we cover a lot of stories from this desk, but sometimes, to get the real (bleep), you have to hit the streets. And nobody’s more street than Jordan Klepper. Check it out. Who says news has to be cold and on your screen? I say it’s warm and on your face. The real news is on the streets,...

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October 1, 2019

The Noninfluence of Video Games on Gun Violence | The Daily Show

Trump is not a big fan of video games, partly because the controllers are too big, and also because he believes they inspire real-world violence. So this afternoon, he summoned the heads of the video game industry and their critics to a round table discussion. Now, for a change, Trump decided to be camera-shy, so there’s no footage of this...

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September 23, 2019

Hey, “Incels,” Women Don’t Owe You Anything – The Jim Jefferies Show

>>>WELCOME BACK. LAST WEEK A DICKHEAD CALLED ALEC DROVE A VAN INTO A SIDEWALK IN TORONTO, KILLING TEN, EIGHT OF WHOM WERE WOMEN. ANOTHER MASSACRE BY VEHICLE. WHAT GROUP COULD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS HORRIFIC ACT? ISIS? WHITE SUPREMACISTS? OR SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SADDER?>>INVESTIGATORS SHARED THIS NOW-DELETED FACEBOOK POST JUST BEFORE THE RAMPAGE. IT INCLUDES THE PHRASE “INCEL,” SHORT FOR...

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September 14, 2019

Who Can America Blame for the Government Shutdown?: The Daily Show

If the big question is who won and who lost, the truth is you can make an argument both ways. All right? Depends on how you look at it. You could say Democrats won because they got children’s healthcare funding, they got campaign ads for the midterms, and Mitch McConnell had to pinky-promise to hold a vote on immigration in...

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September 14, 2019

The Politics of Branding, Meeting Obama & Trump’s First Year: The Daily Show

– This is a little something we decided to put together to wrap up the year. The year is not over but uh, we’re all gonna die so we figured why not just do this? It was a crazy year, 2017. Sexual harassment. Russians. Russians sexually harassing the election something like that. (laughing) Now the Republicans they gotta work hard....

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September 9, 2019

Government Shutdowns Are Not Normal – Between the Scenes: The Daily Show

– As someone who comes from another country, I don’t think you understand how weird it is to have a government that is always in threat of shutting down. Like, itself. Like, I’ve never come across a pay as you go government. Every three months they’re threatening to cut it off. You’re like, “What do you mean?” That’s not a...

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