Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!


Ho Ho
When it’s Christmas time everybody’s waitin’ in a big ass line
To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo’s, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin’ coal
Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly It sticks out
I come down your chimney Though it don’t quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling? Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes That’s what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty It don’t matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin’
I’m Santa and I know it I’m Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut I ain’t nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty’s It’s pretty much a listing of all my shawty’s
Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I’m jolly and burely I never come early
I’m stuffin’ your turkey Check it out
When ladies get nippy I’m makin’ deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney Then I’m out
Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain’t afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I’m Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I’m Santa and I know it

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

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  3. what an old classic.. I forgot about these. good lord has it really been so many years since this came out.

  4. YO
    I GOT A BIG OL GUT
    I AIN'T A NUTKRACKER
    BUT I DO BUST NUTS!
    😱
    GIRLS LOVE THE TASTE
    OF MY SUGAR PLUMS
    AND MY CANDYCANE
    WHAT!?

  5. Sas my cell phone light grandmas and Sissy Angelica my heart talkin to somebody 22 Circle S okay yes okay pictures of birthday grandma did you go.

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