President Trump Impeached | The Daily Show


Impeachment. It’s when America moves its
president to the spam folder. After 85 days of inquiries
and debates, today was finally the big day. So let’s see how it all went
down in another installment of the Magical, Wonderful Road
to Impeachment. -(cheering and applause)
-SINGERS (singing): It’s probably
presidential harassment. Ever since the impeachment
inquiry began back in September, there have been many days
that have felt historic: the announcement,
the testimonies, the day that Trump and Giuliani
accidentally switched dentures and talked like each other
the whole day. But as historic
as those days were, today was
the most historic of all. STEPHANOPOULOS: This Wednesday
will long be remembered. President Trump set to become
the third president in American history
to be impeached. On this truly historic day, President Donald J. Trump
is facing the harshest and rarest of rebukes by the United States
House of Representatives. A day for the history books. This is a moment
that will go down in history. This will be written about
in the history books. This is going to go down
in the history books. A day that’ll go down
in the history books. Trump must be miserable
right now. Because those are the two things
he hates the most, history books and going down. And regardless, regardless of
how you feel about impeachment, today is historic, because Trump is only the third
president ever to be impeached. Yeah, they’re gonna carve
his face on Impeachment Mount Rushmore,
right? Which, just to be clear,
will be appropriately located in the worst place imaginable,
the Port Authority bathroom. That’s where it is. So there’s no doubt
that impeachment will hurt Trump’s legacy bigly. But it also seems
like it’s hurting his feelings. REPORTER: President Trump
incensed, lashing out in a scathing six-page letter
to the House speaker, calling the impeachment process
outlined by the Constitution an illegal, partisan
attempted coup. He’s just fired off a tweet. (reading): (laughter) Yo, is it– is it just me or does it seem like Trump
went through all the stages of grief
in one tweet? Huh? It was like denial: “I can’t believe
I’m getting impeached.” Anger: “I did nothing wrong.” Depression:
“This is a terrible thing.” Acceptance:
“I guess we can only pray.” (cheering and applause) You know… you know what Trump– you know
what Trump reminds me of in that tweet is, like,
remember when you were a kid, right, who was gonna get
a spanking, but then your parents told you
it was gonna happen later ’cause they didn’t have time and then the whole day was
just you in a state of panic. That’s what Trump sounds like
in that tweet, like, just trying to, like,
get support from anywhere. You’d just be like a child
running around, like, “My mom said I b–
I didn’t break the thing! “They said I did,
but I didn’t do it. “Now they’re gonna come home.
Please pray for me. “Oh, please pray for me!
Pray for me! (sobbing)
Pray for me!” -(sobbing)
-(cheering and applause) But as upset as Trump sounds, his Republican minions in the
House seemed even more angry. (stammers)
Because they spent the day on the floor of the House
competing to see who could make impeachment
sound the worst. History will not treat
Democrats well. They’ll be forever remembered as the Senator Joe McCarthys
of our time. On December 7, 1941,
a horrific act happened in-in the United States, and it’s one
that President Roosevelt said this is a date
that will live in infamy. Today, December the 18th, 2019, is another date
that will live in infamy. When Jesus was falsely accused
of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity
to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded
more rights to Jesus than the Democrats
have afforded this president. -(gasping, laughter)
-Holy shit! Did these guys just compare
impeachment to Pearl Harbor
and what happened to Jesus? What, did they just google
“bad things” and then click
“I’m feeling lucky”? Is that what happened? First of all, people
actually died at Pearl Harbor. No one’s dying here, okay? And, secondly,
Jesus was tortured and then nailed to the cross. That is way worse
than what’s happening to Trump. And even if Trump
was gonna be put on the cross, he’d never carry it himself. He’d probably put it on the back
of a golf cart, all right? “It’s the same.”
It’s not the same. It’s not even close. So, House Republicans spent
the whole day being huge drama queens
about impeachment. In fact, at one point,
a Republican congressman from Ohio even held–
and this is completely real– a moment of silence for the 63 million people
who voted for Donald Trump. Which is kind of ironic,
because Donald Trump would never be able to hold
a moment of silence for himself. Yeah, he’d just be like,
“Let’s have a moment of silence. “Wow, this is the greatest
moment of silence ever. “Listen to how silent it is. “So silent. “No silence has ever sounded
like this before. “I can’t believe
how silent it is. So powerful!” But even though–
“So powerful!” Yo, yo. We get it. -Yo.
-(whooping) But even though this was
a bad day for Republicans, that doesn’t mean
that Democrats were gloating. In fact, all day,
they wanted everyone to know that this impeachment
made them very, very sad. Madam Speaker, this is
a sad day in U.S. history when we have to vote
on articles of impeachment. It’s a sad day. I-It’s gonna be a somber day
around here. It’s with profound sadness
that I stand here today. We think this is a very serious
and sad day. I was just talking
to a Democratic congresswoman who’s wearing a-a dark dress to show the somber nature
of the day, the gravity of the day. It is tragic that
the president’s reckless actions make impeachment necessary. He gave us no choice. Oh. That’s right. All day, the Democrats were
roaming the halls of Congress, sad and depressed, just walking around
like a living Adele album. (laughter) ♪ Hello ♪ ♪ Impeach. ♪ (laughter) Anyway, for more
on the mood in Washington, let’s go to our senior
impeachment correspondent, Michael Kosta, everybody! (applause and cheering) Michael… you’re in D.C. right now at the Democratic Party
headquarters. All the Democrats say
they’re sad, but wasn’t today a win for them? It… It’s not about winning,
Trevor. It’s an impeachment,
not an arm-wrestling match against my six-year-old nephew,
okay? Democrats take no pleasure
in doing this. No matter what you think
about Trump, no one is happy
when the president is impeached. -(loud pop)
-Wait. Is that champagne? What-what was that? -Um…
-(laughter) Yes, it’s…
it’s grieving champagne. Democrats are passing it around so everyone can pour one out
for democracy. (laughter) No, but I think
when you pour one out, -you’re supposed to pour it on
the floor, Kosta. -Oh. This… Come on. This is Cristal. I mean, this is…
this is for special occa… This is for special…
sad occasions. (laughter) Like this dark day. You know, it’s weird,
Michael, because it feels like Democrats are acting sad, but then, deep down, they’re actually happy
about this. No, Trevor,
you’re reading this all wrong. Okay? The… (applause and cheering) The mood here– it’s downright depressing. Yeah, Nancy.
Today sucked, huh? Hey, save me one
of those Jager Bombs, girl. Oh, come on, Kosta.
Party hats and Jager Bombs? Clearly, for Democrats,
this is a party. Trevor. You know, shame on you. This is not a party at all. -(laughter, applause, cheering)
-I… I am surrounded by sadness. Dude,
you must think I’m an idiot. Like, like, I don’t get why
Democrats are pretending to be sad, right? They’ve wanted
to impeach Trump for ages. This has to make them
at least a little bit happy. -It’s just like…
-(dance music playing) Wait. Kosta, is that music
I’m hearing? Yeah, Trev. -(applause and cheering)
-There is too much sadness to fit into that space,
so we moved it to the club. So, now we’re just
grinding away our sorrows. All right, man.
I don’t buy it. The Democrats are happy.
It’s obvious. Trevor, Trevor, I can literally
taste the sadness, okay? Although that might just be
the Molly kicking in. -Am I talking about? Oh!
-All right. Don’t be sad all night.
We got work tomorrow. Michael Kosta, everybody.

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. It's not gonna stick bro… It has to get by the Senate first, and I do not believe that will happen. I believe Mr Trump will go on to be re-elected… TRUMP 2020 !!!

  2. "Can you believe that I will be impeached-"

    Stop right there.
    Yes. Yes, I can.
    But don't worry, Donnie, we'll send you all the 'thoughts and prayers'.

  3. He's not going to be IMPEACHED, it will never pass the Senate. When he wins a 2nd term what will you do? What will Trump Derangement Syndrome look like then? Send out Antifa to be more violent. Trevor youre pandering to people that dont understand the process. Youre wipping people up just to be let down.

  4. Trevor I am a South African and I dont like you, you are a disappointment! No respect for everyone. No values. Making a mockery of Jesus's cross. Thanks for creating yet another bad view of South Africans and our values!

  5. I use to like your shows but in this one I strongly believe that you are an idiot. Trump still win and wins forever

  6. Sorry baby…not until the articles are passed to the right side and then we throw them back in your face. It’s a sham and you know it.

  7. Let him be impeached, then you worthless bumps can get back to your unemployment checks and at the same time watch the job market crash along with the stock market.
    You dems are so embarrassed that a Democrat has never been able to achieve what Trump has. TRUMP 2020

  8. Biggest mockery in USA. In Senate Democrats are majority and voted for impeachment while all Republicans against. It must be noted 4 of the Republicans did not favour impeachment. How can one say Trump is truly impeached?

  9. Trevor, I generally love your show, but on this one you have missed the mark by a mile. The day will indeed go down in history. Everyone had a great chuckle at Trump's expense. The Democrats will however have to swallow their laughter next year when the arrests start. That is the show when I can't wait for. It is going to be epic indeed.

  10. It is time CLEAN HOUSE. All that did not in favor of the impeachment of Trump need to be voted out at the 2020 United States Senate elections will be held on November 3, 2020. They were all willing to stick together for Trump when they knew he was guilty. They ALL are unfit and don't represent the USA and they ALL need to go. Trump would not support them if the shoe was on the other foot. Look how he used Cohen his ex- lawyer like toilet paper and trashed with the quickness.

  11. Why do the media keep banging on about "history"? Trump couldn't care less about "history"- he's in it for what he can get today. 
    He won't even get out of bed unless somebody pays him- never mind actually showing in the Oval Office to work. 
    How many Burger Kings does it take to make him show up? I'm guessing 2 years of free Whoppers (no wonder they're his favourite….)
    PS- how many taxpayer dollars have been spent to fund his golf weekends at his properties? About 1/3 of his time in office….do we get to deduct $500 per taxpayer in our 2019 tax returns to compensate???

  12. Yeah, democrats are so sad I started to listen to songs with sad lyrics to help me with the pain. Since I'm Latino whenever I feel sad I listen to songs of heartbreak, betrayal and loneliness. I'll like to give the democrats one sample of such a song, and even if it sings about the pain that a lost love can cause you, in a few seconds you'll begin to feel better, much, much better. Here take a listen https://youtu.be/VQljxXqPj-4

  13. Why are u full with hate, but u said trump do dat, trump dont do hate, and dont give a fuck hate, he do *b, bitch full with hate like u, so fuck u

  14. You are as stupid asshole . The scotus has already shoot down one of those weak ass article's. But there are many dems who have been avoiding answering questions , but there time has come . Why are you still on . You used yo have a white face but all the years of ass kissing has turned you Brown. Can't we send your assx back to south Africa.

  15. All you who laugh at this terrible act of treason there is not one of the democrats who could fill President Trumps shoe's he got voted into the Whitehouse and is Our president backoff maggots don't tread on this election you had 8 years of shit head Obama and his lackeys let us fix your blunders with 8 years of a real Mccoy get er done full-blooded American wizard D J Trump a true blue Hero to the forgotten people and Vets of America

  16. california pays Mexico to vote for democrats rats and gives them government chese blocks I've seen it in santa Ana white people don't get the free chese

  17. this show and this guy is so full of shit lol trump is now 100% going to win now that the dumb democraps fucked up their chance… trump WILL win 2020 and i hope you all cry when it happens. trump is gunna blow this election out the water.. swap water

  18. Unfortunately Trump is not officially impeach until Senate says so. Since they haven't even gotten the Articles of Impeachment, it might become null and void.

  19. If the zombie apocalypse happened today, Republicans would be the only ones safe. There's just no brains there to eat.

  20. Hahahahahahahaha, he still our president, and no, to today he still has not been impeach because the house has not send the articles to the senate hahahahahahaha MORONS

  21. Do u know US national debt is more than its GDP? Every ctry is trying to get away from US petro dollar because US is abusing her power as and when they like. Those old fellas still hold power in office, but how much more time do they have on Earth? When they leave, it is the young guys like the Rubio guy who will be bearing all the burdens of the irresponsible US system.

  22. ANOTHER dumb liberal with crap between there ears!!Trump will win again losers cant stop crying over the loss of killery the wrinkled bugged eye creeper

  23. TREVA, THIS GUY DOESN'T FEEL 'BAD'; NARCISSISTS LIKE HIM JUST REPRESS ANY FEELINGS OF SHAME ETC….NO, THIS F'N PSYCHO IS TRYING TO ACT LIKE IT'S A F'N BADGE OF HONOR TO JUST GO ON LIKE NOTHIN' HAPPENED; GASLIGHTING CONGRESS, THE H.O.R. & THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THERE IS 'NO EVIDENCE' WHATSOEVER OF HIS WRONGDOING. THEN HE SENDS OUT THE MEMO TO ALL THE #GOPNAZI SCUMBAG SUPPORTERS OF HIS IN CONGRESS, LIKE #JIMJORDAN, #DOUGCOLLINS, #LINDSEYGRAHAM & OF COURSE #MOSCOWMITCH. THEY PERPETUATE TO ALL THEIR FOLLOWERS THE MYTH THAT THIS CS IS SOMEHOW INNOCENT, OF BREAKING EVERY GODDAMN LAW AMERICA HAS !
    THAT'S WHAT WE GET FOR ELECTING A F'N PSYCHO. MEGALOMANIAC. WOULDBE TYRANT!
    but u know what, Treva. All goddamn #nancypelosi has to do, is lead the charge to send MORE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TO THE SENATE.
    THEY GOTTA PUBLICLY PUT MITCH IN THE HOTSEAT, TOO; RESOLVE TO CENSURE HIM FOR THE "LEGISLATIVE GRAVEYARD', A 3-FT STACK OF 250 PIECES OF LEGISLATION HE'S PURPOSELY STALLING!
    THEN THE #GOPNAZIS TRY TO PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY; SAY THEY ARE 'DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS'…. WOW, THE DEPRAVITY OF THESE CS!
    I'M LOBBYING #DNC #GRASSROOTSDNC #CONGRESSETHICS OFFICE & PELOSI & SCHUMER & CITIZENS FOR ETHICS 2 PILE ON MORE ETHNICS I MEAN ETHICS COMPLAINTS!
    AND PILE ON MORE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT! SINCE HE LIKES 'EM SO MUCH!
    THEN HIS NAME WILL BE LIKE A SHITSTAIN ON HISTORY. HIS REPUTATION SHOULD BE ROCK BOTTOM BY THE TIME OF THE ELECTION, IF THE LAZY-ASS DEMS IN CONGRESS DO THEIR F'N JOB & BURY THIS MF W/A GODDAMN MOUNTAIN OF ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT & ETHICS COMPLAINTS !
    AVANTI!!!!
    HE AIN'T GOIN' DOWN W;/OUT A HUGE FIGHT! HE'S A F'N CRIMINAL! & HE WON'T QUIT! HIS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR DICTATE THAT HE WILL CROWN HIMSELF EMPEROR, GIVEN THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE!
    PLUS, #GOPNAZIS HAVE PURGED VOTER ROLLS & RIGGED ELECTIONS, SO THEY ARE INSECURE ELECTIONS! THEY STILL USE F'N DIEBOLD VOTING MACHINES WHICH @GREGPALAST INVESTIGATIVE BBC REPORTER PROVED 20 F'N YEARS AGO, THEY ARE 'AS EASY TO CHANGE AS MICROSOFT EXCEL DOCUMENTS'. ….. WELL, SIGH…..
    THANKS 4 THE RANT ! ! YER WELCOME, AMERIKKKA!
    KEEP THE FAITH! & SLAP 'EM ALL W/SO MANY F'N ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT & ETHICS COMPLAINTS THAT U CAN CRANK OUT!
    FCUK DRAFTING ANY MORE LEGISLATION TIL THIS CS IS GONE !!! & SAFELY IMPRISONED. BESIDES, ANY & ALL BILLS ARE BLOCKED BY MITCH IN THE SENATE!
    WAKE THE F UP, AMERIKKKA!~ 🙂
    #HAPPYIMPEACHEDMAS ! !
    PS MUCH LOVE & RESPECT TO #THEDAILYSHOW & ALL YER CORRESPONDENTS ARE FRICKEN GREAT !!! 😉 LET ME KNOW IF U WANNA HIRE ANOTHER WHITE SUPERLIBERAL & KINDA MYSTERIOUS, BRITISH-SOUNDING CHICK!! I CAN DO LOTSA ACCENTS TOO! CHECK OUT ME S. AAAAFRIKAANS !

  24. How does it feel knowing he isnt impeached?

    Fuck yall are denser than Irish soda bread

    The density in the comment section is immeasurable in all honesty.

    When's the next Antifa meeting? Code name Smelly shirt here guys!!

  25. Moscow Mitch…Giuliani… Bloomberg…trump his wife and father in-law and mother in law …the man has the football get him out!!!!!

  26. Pray for our lost Brothers and Sisters! It is really sad to see just how EVIL the MSM Have become all they spew is lies an EVIL they want to DISTROY America. Pray for them!!!

  27. Rachel Maddow's just did bit on bright side, a YouTube channel, that is Russian channel…….Trevor should do bit on this media influencer.

  28. Sorry leftys. Impeached means both the house and Senate have voted, looks like Pelosi has cold feet. Trump is still your president and he will be for the next 5 years 🤣

  29. Trevor….
    U gotta know when to stop when u know u hv nothing else but the same old kid stuff.
    Trump will move on n u will continue to do this….n nothing else.
    U hv to grow up ….if u can.

  30. u should get an actual audience, so u dont need the 'audience laugh' track playing for ur jokes, or would no1 laugh? idk, but u know there are 5 stages of grief…… gj u hack.

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