Not a Politician



Oklahoma is in trouble things are a mess our neighborhoods aren't strong enough our jobs aren't new enough our kids that they aren't schooled enough and our schools aren't funded enough the government isn't big I mean accountable enough we just can't seem to catch a break with lost all hope where do we turn for help who will save us I'm dan Fisher I'm local and religious and like other candidates I have a family I wasn't born in Oklahoma but I live in Oklahoma and I love the Sooners and the Thunder and OSU and Tulsa they're all my favorites and I'm on a horse I served two terms in the Oklahoma House of Representatives where my work made a huge difference now it's time to take it to the next level I'm gonna make everyone smarter give everyone jobs rebuild our infrastructure protect life do all of the things that governor's do make Oklahoma great again these are not just hollow promises I can do this hey I can do anything you can splice that together can't you I've assembled a team of experts to help me navigate the pressing issues of our day and solve all our problems turn things around fix the mess just a little off the top dan Fisher proven conservative and established Republican who talks to old people and walks with young people of all races I'm Dan Fisher and I approve this message did you turn just a little bit slower Dan and maybe puff your chest out and put your hands on your hips okay what does this have to do with governing what are we doing Dan this is what you do keep it simple but be strong and be vague well I want to talk about my actual platform I'm throwing a campaign here on ideas and putting those principles into action shouldn't we be sharing that with the voters and let them decide whether or not they support well dan how about we film your thing and then we'll decide what to put in in post will that work yeah all right let's try that okay all right friends I'm a statesman not a politician I'm running for governor to establish proper government and assert state sovereignty to abolish human abortion dan you're gonna scare the voters with this more importantly you're gonna frighten the funders guys this is what I believe this is what I'm running on we hear you but you are a Republican just say you're pro-life and check that box I'm not just pro-life I'm an abolitionist I'm trying to end abortion all my opponents are pro lifers there's a real difference between the two in fact if conservatives want to ensure that abortion remains legal in Oklahoma they can vote from Mick Cornett or Todd Lamb dan you can't say that well I just did this is campaign politics 101 you should never tell anyone they can vote for your opponent well if folks are afraid to stand up against Washington and fight federal overreach they shouldn't vote for me because I will do that I can't handle this if you're not even gonna listen to me why are you paying me hmm just keep rolling folks I'm not a millionaire so I can't plaster my face all over the state I can't run countless commercials using strong phrases and making big promises just to get you to vote for me without even thinking I can only tell you what I believe and what I'm committed to do if elected and here's what I want you to do I want you to go to my website I want you to read my platform watch my videos compare me with the other guys running for governor actually guys could you put their website addresses on the screen to make it easier if I thought any of the other guys running for governor would establish justice they would assert state sovereignty I probably wouldn't even be in this race now I don't want you to vote for me just because you've watched this commercial or you see my name somewhere else I want you to vote for me because you believe in the principles that I believe in and you want to help me to put them into action I'm Dan Fisher and I approve this message

Maurice Vega

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  1. You know how many people running for governor have said their not a "politician"? Even some who have run for office and been in office! So what (or maybe better–who?) in this race is a politician? Will the real politician please stand up, and not be afraid to admit you're a politician?

  2. Well done!

    However, if elected, Mr. Fisher will lay his hand on a Bible and swear to uphold the genesis of tax-paid-for in utero infanticide as the supreme law of land.

    Had the constitutional framers (like their 17th-century Christian Colonial predecessors) established government and society upon Yahweh's immutable moral law (including Exodus 20:13 and 21:22-23), Planned Parenthood wouldn't exist and millions of babies would have lived to see the light of day.

    In other words, to be a true abolitionist, one must stop promoting (and swearing to uphold) the genesis of this abominable atrocity here in America. Until Christians and Patriots are courageous enough to identify and address the genesis of this abomination and all others here in America, matters will only worsen, regardless who's elected:

    "…3. Every problem America faces today can be traced back to the fact that the framers failed to expressly establish a government upon Yahweh’s immutable morality as codified in His commandments, statutes, and judgments. (Would infanticide and sodomy be tolerated, let alone financed by the government, if Yahweh’s perfect law and altogether righteous judgments were the law of the land? Would Islam be a looming threat to our peace and security if the First Amendment had been replaced with the First Commandment? Would Americans be in nearly as much debt if usury had been outlawed as a form of theft? Would crime be as rampant if “cruel and unusual punishment” had not been outlawed and criminals were instead punished with Yahweh’s altogether righteous judgments? Would we be on the fiscal cliff if we were taxed with a flat increase tax rather than a graduated income tax?)….

    "On February 27, 2009, James Dobson conceded that we have lost the culture wars. This is the consequence of Christians [including Dr. Dobson] having spent the last two centuries lopping at the rotten branches of our culture’s corrupt tree while watering and fertilizing its roots.

    "We should lop away at the tree’s corrupt branches (infanticide, sodomy, the economy, etc.). However, until the root of these problems is Biblically addressed, we will never shut down the infanticide mills, we will never defeat the sodomites, and we will never fix the economy. In short, we will never win the culture wars. This issue is more than important for anyone concerned about God, our nation, and the future of our posterity, it’s the cutting- edge issue of our day…."

    For more, see our Featured Blog Article "5 Reasons the Constitution is Our Cutting-Edge Issue" at http://www.bibleversusconstitution.org/.

    Then find out how much you really know about the Constitution as compared to the Bible. Take our 10-question Constitution Survey at http://www.bibleversusconstitution.org/ConstitutionSurvey.html and receive a complimentary copy of a book that examines the Constitution by the Bible.

  3. You’re a fucking nutcase and the entire state budget will have to be devoted to lawsuits because the Supreme Court will ensure your unconstitutional views won’t be implemented against the will of the people. That doesn’t include the further collapse of the economy that will be reduced to rubbles because of the negative PR the state will ensure. We don’t need religious fucking mutts like you, we need educated people who will propel the state into the 21st century which will already be hard to do because of Fallon and her cronies. God couldn’t even help the state if you become governor. Fuck you.

  4. Wow. This not only the best campaign ad I've ever seen, it's for the best magisterial candidate I've ever seen. Let's have justice in Oklahoma. Vote Dan Fisher!

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