Kids Explain How Babies Are Made


YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF ADULTS TEACHING KIDS ABOUT SEX, I THINK IT WOULD BE LESS EMPAIRSING IF KIDS LEARNED IT FROM OTHER KIDS. WE WENT ON THE STREET THIS AFTERNOON AND ASKED KIDS HOW BABIES ARE MADE. AND WE ARE VERY PROUD NOW TO PRESENT THE RESULTS OF THAT INQUIRY FOR YOUR EDUCATION AND PLEASURE.>>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?>>LADIES’ TUMMIES.>>THE LADIES EAT THE BABIES?>>NO! THEY JUST GET PREGNANT.>>HOW ARE BABIES MADE?>>UM — THE DOWNSTAIRS GOES INTO THE GIRL’S DOWNSTAIRS. >>DO YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM?>>, A, B, C, D, E, F, G –>>HOW ARE BABIES MADE?>>BABES. >>FROM BABES?>>THEY’RE FROM BOOBS. >>HOW ARE BABIES MADE?>>WHEN MOMS AND DAD MAKES LOVE.>>WHAT KIND OF LOSER MAKES LOVE?>>I DON’T KNOW. >>DO YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM?>>H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P –>>HOW ARE BABIES MADE? WHY IS IT SO FUNNY?>>IT’S WEIRD. >>WHAT’S WEIRD ABOUT IT?>>KNOWING THAT MY PARENTS HAVE TO DO IT.>>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?>>UH — UH –>>EXPLAIN TO HIM.>>THEIR MOM –>>THEIR MOM?>>TUMMY. I DON’T KNOW. >>YOU DON’T KNOW? EXPLAIN TO HIM HOW IT WORKS. >>ME?>>YEAH.>>UH — LIKE THEY COME OUT OF THE VAGINA — I DON’T KNOW. >>WHO DOWN HOW BABIES ARE MADE?>>YES. >>HOW? ♪ BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL ♪>>HOW ARE BABIES MADE?>>GROSS. UM — >>WHY IS IT GROSS?>>BECAUSE. IT’S — IT’S — EH, HEALTH. >>WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HEALTH?>>I’M NOT IN FIFTH GRADE YET, I SHOULDN’T KNOW THIS STUFF. >>WHAT’S SO GROSS?>>UM — JUST — WHERE IT COMES FROM. I’VE SEEN “STAR WARS.” AND IT LOOKS REALLY GROSS AND

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