Key & Peele – Black Republicans


– HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL MEETING OF THE TALLAHASSEE
BLACK REPUBLICANS. NOW, I’M PISSED!
all: MM-HMM. – ROYALLY PISSED!
all: MM-HMM. – LAST NOVEMBER, BARACK OBAMA
WAS RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT, AND THE BLACK VOTE
WENT ALMOST ENTIRELY TO HIM! [crowd murmuring]
– DAGNABBIT. – WE’RE NOT GETTING
OUR MESSAGE OUT, OBVIOUSLY. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
IS AND SHOULD BE THE ONLY HOME FOR BLACK VOTES.
– YES, SIR. – NOW, PEOPLE THINK THAT
BLACK VOTERS ARE A MONOLITH. [scoffs]
WE’RE NOT A MONOLITH. – WHAT? WHAT?
– NO, WE’RE NOT. – IN FACT,
BLACK REPUBLICANS ALONE ARE AN EXTREMELY DIVERSE
GROUP OF PEOPLE. [crowd murmuring agreement] NOW, TO SPEAK MORE
ON DIVERSITY, I PRESENT TONIGHT’S SPEAKER, MR. DOUGLAS JACKSON. [applause] [applause ends abruptly] – NOW, I’M NOT GONNA
SUGARCOAT IT, I’M PISSED! [crowd murmuring agreement] I’M ROYALLY PISSED. THE LIBERAL MEDIA
THINKS THAT REPUBLICANISM IS NOT FOR BLACK PEOPLE.
all: MM. – NOW, YOU TELL ME, WHAT
ABOUT FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, A STRONG NATIONAL DEFENSE,
AND A LIMITED GOVERNMENT IS UNAPPEALING
TO BLACK PEOPLE? WE’RE NOT A MONOLITH!
all: MM-MMM. – WE COME IN ALL DIFFERENT
SHAPES AND SIZES. – WE DO.
all: MM-HMM! – NOW, WHO HERE WOULD LIKE
TO COME UP TO THIS PODIUM AND SPEAK ABOUT THE DIVERSITY
AMONGST BLACK REPUBLICANS? – [clears throat] – OH.
[chuckles] GENTLEMEN,
WE HAVE A REAL TREAT TODAY, A GENTLEMAN
WHO IS A LITTLE BIT ECCENTRIC, A LITTLE BIT OUTSIDE OF THE BOX,
IF YOU WILL, BUT I CAN’T THINK
OF A BETTER PERSON TO SPEAK ON DIVERSITY
AMONGST BLACK REPUBLICANS THAN THIS GENTLEMAN
RIGHT HERE. ALL THE WAY FROM ORLANDO,
MY GOOD FRIEND, ARTHUR WASHINGTON! [applause] IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. [applause] [applause ends abruptly] – THANK YOU
FOR THE INTRODUCTION, BROTHER DOUGLAS. – THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
BROTHER ARTHUR. – MM-HMM. HOWEVER, I AM…
PISSED. [crowd murmuring agreement] ROYALLY PISSED. – INDEED, INDEED!
– ALL RIGHT. – DEMOCRATS THINK
THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE. BUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE. WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH.
[crowd murmuring agreement] DEMOCRATS MAY BE COOL,
BUT THEY AIN’T PRACTICAL. – THERE YOU GO.
[crowd murmuring agreement] – REPUBLICANS
ARE PRACTICAL. BLACK PEOPLE
ARE PRACTICAL! COME TO THINK OF IT…
– GET THOSE PANTS. – I THINK BLACK REPUBLICANS
ARE PRETTY COOL. [crowd murmuring agreement]
– HEAR, HEAR, HEAR, HEAR. – NOT TO MENTION
VERY DIVERSE. – THERE WE GO. MM-HMM.
[door opens] – EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT. SOMEONE’S WHITE WIFE
IS HERE TO PICK THEM UP. [all murmuring] – WAS HER NAME EMILY? – UH, SHE WAS WHITE.
– OH, GREAT, THAT’S–

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. Well damn this didn't age well.
    The black republicans are now an extremely diverse of people including young women and college students
    It's a nice even spread now whether you like it or not. Call it what you want but after 2016 Things got real in america Real Fast oh and Candace Owens is waiting for you in the next room

  2. "someone's white wife is here to pick them up."
    "Was her name Emily?"
    " She was white."
    "Okay"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

  3. Love it when they say they are diverse, but wearing same jacket and got up to see whose white wife it was πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. I know it’s a-little much but I kinda wish there was another Keegan in the crowd while Keegan was speaking, but only for one shot. 🀣

  5. All these brown leather/suede jackets & they all have the same frames for their glasses lmmfaooo

  6. Lol at the end of the day if y’all can’t see that it is also a spoof of black democrats often times all voting with a hive mind there you go. It makes fun of both sides and I love it

  7. Republicans dont care what race a person is, republicans care about ideas.

    Open your eyes and you will see it is ALWAYS the democrats and the left who make race an issue.

    This video is a prime example of the race obsessed left.

  8. ….its Full On War in USA..
    commie gay globalists vs freesom and capitalism..
    Color and Race are outgunned by Free Money seekers.

  9. However, what they said was correct or ar least it should be correct right?
    Do we want black vote to be 'monolithic?' you know how politicians can exploit that? How they are doing that to both white and black folks.

  10. Im a conservative and laughed my ass off if you are a conservative and feel offended by this you dont get our own principles and act just like the people in the PC outrage culture .
    I mean cmon guys you have to be able to make fun of yourself

  11. Funny but it's characterizing us black republicans. We are not a monolith. So what if I wear the exact same clothes and glasses? They happen to be very practical.

  12. key and peel taking the piss outta black republicans marrying white women when they both did the same X'D
    key married two of em.

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