Joe Biden Faces Backlash for His “Hands-On” Approach to Politics | The Daily Show



of all the candidates in the race the front-runner right now is someone who isn't even running yet a 76 year old man with the 12 year old teeth Joe Biden now currently the former vice president is putting out feelers to see where he stands and apparently the answer is too close to women Joe Biden on defense after a former Nevada state lawmaker said he made her feel uneasy during an interaction in 2014 lucy flores first made the allegation in an essay for the cut on friday detailing the encounter with a former vice president at a campaign rally in Nevada as she ran for lieutenant governor Flores does not believe it was sexual but she calls it inappropriate very unexpectedly and out of nowhere I feel Joe Biden put his hands on my shoulders get up very close to me from behind lean in smell my hair and then plant a slow kiss on the top of my head okay that sounded super creepy and even though she says it wasn't sexual at all it clearly made her uncomfortable and it's definitely not okay I mean smelling hair is always weird all right I don't care who it is even if you were in a relationship if you smell your girlfriend's hair she won't say anything but in her head she'll be like is he a serial killer like honestly smelling hair is one of the creepiest things you can do it's it's on the list of creepy things it's right after collecting doll parts and sneezing with your eyes open achoo sorry allergies like like it's like this is my thing what is it with America's vice presidents right none of them are normal one guy is smelling women's hair the other one refuses to be near a woman without a chaperone isn't there middle ground there's no vice middle President huh there's nowhere between Michu and Handmaid's Tale no someone in between and it's not just the hair sniffing apparently Biden also gave her a slow kiss on the top of her head which again is super creepy all right as a rule of life the slower the kiss the creepier it gets it's as simple as that when you greet someone you keep it quick what see that not creepy at all that's it slow kiss and when it gets weird mmm see that yeah super creepy all those slow ones are creepy all those men out there doing the slow kiss don't do that to women you don't know that includes you Omari Hardwick all right busy out here kissing Beyonce slowly near her mom you don't kiss Beyonce like that look at how do you think you are you get in you get out it's over you don't linger when you kiss let me say something whenever I see Beyonce you know how I kiss her look look right and I do that at home then when I see her in public I'm like ha Beyonce hi hi have no business kissing girl and if Joe Biden's story wasn't weird enough just today another woman came out and said Biden made her feel uncomfortable as well there is now another woman making an accusation that former Vice President Joe Biden inappropriately touched her not sexually not violently but in her view inappropriately The Hartford Courant newspaper reports that a 2009 fundraiser Amy Lapo said the Vice President put his hand on her neck and pulled her in to rub noses slapos tells the current she was afraid he was going to kiss her what are you doing rubbing noses at random like as if harassment wasn't bad enough now you have to throw in cultural appropriation what is he doing and I've already seen people online saying oh it's just a nose what's the big deal first of all it's an invasion of personal space okay and also medically speaking the nose is the penis of the face all right yeah it totally is it sticks out in weird ways there's gooey stuff inside that gets shot into a tissue and when you're when you're young your mom can touch it but when you get older that's super weird don't shit mom don't touch it I've been touching it in my whole life yeah but now it's weird mom it's weird let me put it this way if rubbing noses was just Biden being cute and being a harmless grandpa how come you've never seen him do it with men huh how come ya fightin spent eight years hanging out with Barack Obama and not once was he like Congrats on passing Obamacare so now because of sniff kiss gates Biden's campaign might be over before it even starts and people are freaking out because if he doesn't run the Democrats would only have 16 candidates to choose from and only six of them would be white guys an absolute disaster but Biden isn't ready to give up my friends know he's gently grabbing this scandal by the shoulders and he's doing damage control Pheidon issued a statement saying in my many years on the campaign trail and in public life I have offered countless handshakes hugs expressions of affection support and comfort and not once never did I believe I acted inappropriately if it is suggested I did so I will listen respectfully but it was never my intention oh you know what I gotta say that seems like a nice apology because basically what Biden is saying is look I didn't mean to make these women uncomfortable but I'm willing to listen I'm gonna listen real close I need them they're nice and close maybe just get a little sniff Abed better get away buddy you

Maurice Vega

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  1. I have learned to HATE Trevor Noah. He’s a punk from South Africa who took over from the intelligent Jon Stewart. The “nose” is the “penis of the face??”

    As a woman I understand the difference between “inappropriate touching” and sex perverts such as doctors running their hands up my scrub dress and fondle my genitalia while I’m doing CPR on an ICU patient. Creepy is going into a linen closet and having a resident corner me and roughly handle me.

    Who are these women who couldn’t tell VP Biden to his face: “Too close VP Biden! I feel uncomfortable!” But Oh No, they have to get on TV and weep like a 16th century maiden in the palace.

    Trevor Noah now OWNS a $10 million condo in the richest area of Manhattan…and in EVERY one of his standups he bashes us Boomers. I’m 70, was a Captain in the US Army Nurse Corps. Have worked (volunteered) with Doctors Without Borders in West Africa where ebola has killed >1,000 citizens again. Instead a $10 mill condo, Trevor, why don’t you volunteer your time wearing heat suffocating scrubs and heavy rubber gloves and boots wound with duct tape and help bury the bodies of your fellow countrymen? You give a sob story about apartheid but you weren’t covered in a tower of rubber tires, then set on fire.

    You make millions making fun of other people! Meanwhile everyday people are working for $8/hr and trying to care for 3 kids.

    You’re a PUTZ Trevor!

  2. Biden makes me feel uncomfortable too. Watching him grope, kiss, and sniff random women, girls, and boys is disgusting.

  3. If he did it he is wrong. But Joe Biden has been vice president for Obama for how long? And you are just now wanting to say something? "Coincidentally" when he announces this just like Herman Cain or every other politician. These "opportunity me too feminists"!!??

  4. Seriously??!!
    This is old news.
    Biden has been creeping over little girls for years while he was VP.
    He even had one father say, "Dads going to stay real close" while biden asked for a special photo of just him and a 12 yo girl.

  5. There are also videos of Biden touching children inappropriately and whispering stuff into their ears.That dude is weird. I hope that he is not a paedophile but it wouldn't shock me if he was one.

  6. Joe Biden is just a Democrat. He has been excused by his loving supporters for years. That is why we dont like Democrats.

  7. I am an African male and I agree with everything that Trevor said except the part about it being creepy to smell a woman's hair. If a man and a woman are in a relationship,its actually sexy for the man to smell her hair. Many chicks dig it and the men like it too (unless its not her natural hair in which case it could smell weird)

  8. Seems like the Democrats are doing their best to lose the next presidential election. I guess dumb is dumb. Let the Orange dummy get an advantage. Unbelievable! Understandable if it was the Republicans pulling stuff. But the Democrats take the cake.

  9. Really America? This is how dumb we have come? Programmed to attack anyone who dare to think differently? Are we going to pretend that 20 years ago we were as sensitive as today?

  10. If it's not sexual then it's not lawless or inappropriate, it's just odd and different than other people, and looking at Beto, he's strange too- not sure if people can see that?

  11. **Tell me this isn't the bigger issue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhQMr7WNP6U**
    Pay particular attention @ 7:06, and 12:59

  12. If only he had grabbed them by the pussy. You can't grab shoulders and expect to win with that weak ass shit

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