Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show

While her husband has struggled to get his approval rating
over 40%, Melania has
consistently remained the country’s
most popular Trump. And personally, I love her, too, because we have so much
in common. We’re both immigrants. Neither of us would be here
if it weren’t for Donald Trump. And I’m just gonna
put it out there. We’re both style icons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s right, Melania.
This bish stole your look. (laughter, applause) Now… Now the reason
I’ve been thinking about Melania lately
is because, in the wake of Trump’s
recent immigration crackdown, I’ve started
to notice something that’s got me really concerned. I think Donald Trump is trying
to deport… Melania. (laughter) No. And you might be asking, “Why would he want
to deport his wife?” I don’t know. I don’t know. But things haven’t exactly
been perfect between them. First of all,
it’s no secret that Melania barely spends
any time at the White House. Secondly, when he tried
to hold her hand in public, she tried to slap it away like a Slovenian
Dikembe Mutombo. You remember that.
And who knows. It may have even created
some tension between them when Trump allegedly
banged a porn star and paid her to be quiet, and then, the whole country
found out about it. Anyway, you know,
normal relationship issues. And I know it sounds crazy. Donald Trump wants
to deport his wife? But… but if you look at all of Trump’s
immigration policies, right, a lot of people think
that he just hate immigrants, but when you put them
all together, you start to notice a pattern. All of his policies seem
to be aimed at his wife. (laughter) For example,
one of the immigration issues Trump complains about most
is people who come to the United States
the wrong way and work in the country
illegally. And everyone always assumes
that because he’s racist, he’s talking about Mexicans. But I don’t think
it’s a coincidence that that same complaint could
apply to his very own wife. WOMAN: New questions
about Melania Trump’s immigration status when
she first came to the U.S. The Associated Press reporting she didn’t have the proper visa
for her modeling work. I came here on visa. I flew to Slovenia
every few months to stamp it and came back. WOMAN: Trump insists she got her
visa stamped every few months. If that’s accurate, it would
mean she had a type of visa, possibly a tourist visa, that needs
to be updated periodically. But that type of visa
does not allow working in the United States. MAN: When this controversy
first bubbled up, the Trump campaign promised that Melania would have a press
conference to clear it all up. WOMAN: That press conference
never happened. That’s right.
Melania’s staff promised that she would hold
a press conference to clear up her questionable
immigration history, and then it never happened. Now, to be fair,
it’s only been three years since that promise
was made, okay? And you guys
don’t even know how hard it is to throw together a press
conference in three years. Like, you-you have
to get a podium, and-and, like,
that’s pretty much it. -But still… but still…
-(laughter) it seems a little convenient… that Trump would bring up
the whole “legal work” thing when he knows his own wife has
a shady visa history. And clearly, when that failed, Donald tried
to switch things up, because then he started
complaining about how, (like Trump): lots of foreigners
are taking advantage of America’s
immigration system… (normal voice): by claiming
that they were special when in fact they were not. Now, again,
people assume Trump was talking about Indian computer
programmers in Silicon Valley, but if you follow the clues, you’ll realize this guy
was actually slamming his wife. The Washington Post reports
that questions linger about how Melania Trump scored
the so-called “Einstein visa” to enter the United States
when she was a model. In 2001, she was granted
a green card in the elite EB1 program. It’s designed
for academic researchers or people in other fields
such as Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors. NEWSWOMAN: …granted
to people who demonstrate sustained national
and international acclaim, and it’s usually
in the fields of arts, business
or in academic research. Now, only 3,376 EB1 green cards were issued that year. Five went to people
from Slovenia. Yeah, that’s right.
Melania got a green card through
the Einstein Visa Program, which seems strange– although
I guess if you spend enough time standing next to Donald, anyone
starts to look like Einstein. Well, almost anyone. -And you know…
-(laughter) you know, guys… the more you look at it,
the more it seems like Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife. Because who can forget one of his biggest
anti-immigration crusades– (like Trump):
chain migration. NEWSMAN: The president wants to
reform the visa lottery system and end so-called
chain migration. Then you have chain migration. -(jeering)
-Chain migration. Chain migration–
you come in, and you bring
your whole damn family… A guy comes in,
and then you have to bring… his aunt, his uncle,
his father, his grandfather, his grandparents. A single immigrant can bring in virtually unlimited numbers of distant relatives. Yes, one of the things
Donald Trump hates most about America’s
immigration policy is that immigrants’ families can
come live with them in the U.S. Now, even though
Donald Trump says that, I want my family
back home watching the show to know that
this is not true, okay? You cannot bring unlimited
relatives to America. -(whooping, applause)
-Do you guys hear me? (speaks foreign language) In fact… the law even says that you guys
can’t crash on my couch, and I’m actually
not even in town that weekend. That’s what the law says…
Uncle Mongmong. Now, it was
really slick for Trump to make it seem like
this thing was about… (like Trump):
uncles and aunts and cousins, (normal voice):
but clearly, there was someone that he was actually aiming at
all along. NEWSWOMAN:
President Trump’s in-laws slipping in and out
of a Manhattan federal building where they took the oath
of U.S. citizenship. Sources tell ABC News
that First Lady Melania Trump sponsored
her Slovenian-born parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, taking advantage
of the same policy President Trump has denigrated
as “chain migration” and vowed to end. That’s right.
Melania Trump helped her parents chain-migrate to the U.S. So that’s what Donald Trump
was trying to stop. He was trying to… trying to
turn his in-laws into outlaws. -(laughter)
-Yeah. Which is super hard-core. And as if this
wasn’t enough evidence that Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife, then how do you explain
the new policy his administration announced
this week? Huh? They came out saying
that immigrants who receive assistance
from the government may not be allowed to stay
in the United States. Well, guess who lives
in a free house provided by the United States? -(laughter)
-Melania mother-(bleep) Trump! -(cheering)
-Donald… I see what you’re doing, Donald. I see what you’re doing,
and I’m not gonna let it happen. In fact, we’re not gonna let
this thing happen. (cheering) Daily Show fans, join me now. Help me get the word out
by tweeting #dontdeportmelania. Because if this great immigrant
is forced to leave this country, then the United States
can never truly be best.

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. A white privileged kid makes a business out of what his father gave him. Marries a model, a foreign one then becomes the president. He speaks as if no one could question him or else, not even if he's wrong. Not a day in his life has he gone to the grocery store. He has ties to many famous folk, deport this white guy, ASAP

  2. Trump has the mentality of all rich people… If it's good enough for them then there is no way you regular and poor people can be allowed to use it…

  3. She got that visa cause Putin wanted to dangle her in front of Trump! Then cast her as a "smart" model!!! After all she has a title – "Einstine" visa! Oh! She speaks several languages! Uh oh! Throw sex and in there and he just loves "foreign" women!!!!! Wam! Bam! One jerk landed! I wonder who her Russian contact is?

  4. Trump actually believes that the law doesn't and shouldn't apply to rich people. As much as I love this kind of stuff, Trump would never even understand what it was about.

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  6. Trevor is tops to this immigration. Go Trevor kicked the trumps in his the families of trumps wife is included the family of chain migration.

  7. can we please stop jumping on the "we love melania" bandwagon?(just cause standing next to trump humanizes her). lets not forget that shes a glorified prostitute who married a disgusting old millionaire solely for the sake of money and living a luxurious life,ok?you wanna suck dick for a living instead of working?then dont fuckin complain to me bout how it tastes!playing the poor innocent victim n shit…you knew what you signed up for,whore!yeah,you get fucked by trump but at least you get all the luxuries ,perks and vast amenities that come with it…the rest of the country gets fucked by trump and they dont even get a pleasant "go fuck yourself"…..melania,i wipe my fuckin ass with your sad prostitute routine…and you can shove your tears of a whore right up your ass.theyre both horrible human being that deserve each other! a degenerate cheating womanizer paying for a trophy wife and the parasite mob wife crying to her priest(while wearing a 9000$ mink coat)…FUCK THE BOTH OF EM!

  8. Let me tell yall how bad is this country from Trump's speech. A Sicilian Woman tells me go back to Mexico. I told her I am from Sicily. She didn't believe me because of my darker brown complexion. That's when I realize even the American Italians are racist towards Sicilians from Sicily.

  9. If you are as funny in life as you are onscreen, life must be boring. Terrible delivery, cheap theatrics, typically communist Democrat.

  10. How did they become citizens so fast?
    You have to be a legal resident for five years, then apply for citizenship, go through another interview and study 100 questions about history, culture, civics, etc. before taking a test and then if you passed the test you can take the oath of citizenship! WOW

  11. Trump living rent free in liberals head. This jerk circle gonna get sadder and sadder when Trump win in 2020. I feel sorry for these losers.

  12. Hahaha Maybe the kids need to be separated and put in cages while the courts decide if they go to Slovenia as well hopefully DT goes along too

  13. Let’s be really real here. Melanoma Trump is definitely everybody’s favorite Trump, except for, MAYBE, Tiffany. And, only maybe Tiff Bc Donald Dumps hates her, which makes us all love her that much more. Melanoma, if she is actually the most popular, it’s because of two things: her being hot, and hot AF when she was younger, or because they view her like a battered wife.
    In reality, Melanoma is named Melanoma Bc she is an unwanted, dangerous growth. She doesn’t appear powerful, but she is able to be powerful Bc she can knock of Don Don if he doesn’t give her close attention!

  14. Don Donis doing all of this nonsense to dump Melanoma Bc he recently discovered that she is no longer a 13 y/o girl; illegal sexually and in terms of immigration and be can’t get hard anymore Bc he won’t be getting away with anything anymore and, therefore, is unable to cum because he is yelling, β€œyou’re a sad baby and I am a sick puppy!!!”
    Poor Don Don. Sad story for a sick puppy.

  15. But wouldn't that be a scandalous headline "Trump deports his own Wife" Front page news.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  16. MGTOW/RED PILL , ever heard about it ? I'm sure Donald Trump has . The CEO of YouTube is a hard core feminists that wants all male babies killed at birth and she is trying her best to keep MGTOW and Red Pill content creators from being viewed by men who are looking for answers to female Fu*kery and how to deal with females so they don't end up with a false case or #METOO to the point they no longer have a job and everyone they've ever known no longer wants to know them .

  17. The law doesn't apply to conman Trump and family where is the justice Melania never attended University of Slovenia like she said because there is no University there !!! And he was obsessed
    with obama not being legally born in USA!!! So unfair πŸ˜”

  18. You're just another black phaggot Noah. Bet you hate the fact he's going to be re-elected don't you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  19. I use to dislike u alot, I don't hate anyone, but I disliked u alot. now I'm a fan as trump has gone full on evil guy. I use to support him. I can't tho when he just does evil every day,it's funny. Noah do u know when trump told reporters that ppl told him that he helped them find god. No joke that was me that told him,but he left out the part of he helped me find God cause of how evil he is. He just used part of my message no joke

  20. I hate trump but I have no problem with Melania being here. She has more class than most Americans do. Just married the wrong idiot.

  21. I can’t laugh at it as how fucking hard legal immigrants work to make something n work bent over without a voice coz they don’t have much bargain power I see my colleague sleepless, no maternity leave, nobody to bank on.. even when dying sick have to work coz not working will put them out of status, worked years n years n paid tax been so law abiding coz don’t wanna give them a reason to deport.
    N then u watch ppl here callous, following dreams, taking breaks, figuring themselves out, saying over, depending on drugs n govt aid, having kids getting benefits, can decide to be on roads take advantage of the system.. specially rich ppl.
    It’s just so painful to see the difference n yet being blamed.
    Someone rightly commented.. these middle class ppl take the burden of all rich by paying taxes n bilking losses while rich stash their money in foreign get away with loopholes, carry on with their luxurious life when market fall.. govts bail outs r just middle class ppl hard earned money n they won’t get any bail outs

  22. Make sense. He must deport her because she is elegant And inteligent. He knows she gonna betrayal him and become the President. An illegal Immigrant.

  23. No shady visa history. Models and entertainment industry allows for different work visas! Lived and worked in this industry around the world for 32 years


  25. Melania met Trump at the kit kat club in New York, which is owned by Jeffrey Epstein's pimp Ghislean Maxwell. A match made in heaven. No, at a high-class hoe house.

  26. Simply not fair to people like us worked so hard to be part of the social fabric. But Melanie and her parents (they became naturalized citizens last year) got it because of her beauty…


  28. Imagrants come here to work and pay taxes to help your pocket book .They don't recieve any housing,food stamps, or free medical! They have to taxes for being allowed to work here! Don't you know that? You should have been deducting it in their paychecks The taxes! Everyone get's taxes taken out of their checks…You should know this!?!

  29. i dont understand why you ended that as "truly be better should have been "free" lololol cause it aint never been that.

  30. No way !!!!! He would he do that because of his son. He love his family too much Malina is not going anywhere why do people want to start trouble with lies

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