If Names Were Farts – Key & Peele


– HONEY, SOMEONE’S HERE.
– OH. OH, HEY [farts],
GOOD TO SEE YOU. – THANKS FOR HAVING US,
[farts]. THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND,
[farts]. – WE’RE SO HAPPY
YOU COULD JOIN US. – AND THIS IS MY WIFE,
[farts]. – SO THIS IS THE INFAMOUS
[farts] AND [farts]. [farts] HAS TOLD ME
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU BOTH. – [laughs]
ALL GOOD THINGS I HOPE. [laughter]
YOU CAN NEVER TRUST [farts]. – HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
[laughter] – AND PLEASE, PLEASE,
DON’T CALL ME [farts]. IT MAKES ME THINK
MY MOTHER’S AROUND SOMEPLACE. – OH. – HEY, YOU KNOW, WHERE IS
LITTLE [squeaking fart]? – OH, SHE’S AT [farts]’S HOUSE
FOR A SLUMBER PARTY. – AH.
– OH, UM, [farts] AND [farts], THIS IS THE COUPLE
FROM NEW YORK THAT WE WANTED YOU GUYS
TO MEET. UH, THIS IS [farts]
AND HER HUSBAND [honking fart]. – THEY’RE GONNA BE IN NEW YORK
FOR A FEW WEEKS, SO WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD
GIVE THEM SOME TIPS. – OOH.
– SURE. – OH, THAT’D BE GREAT. SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW
[farts] AND [farts]? – OH, WELL [farts]
AND I WENT TO [deep, rumbling fart]
SCHOOL OF DRAMATIC ARTS, BACK WHEN [honking fart]
WAS WORKING IN MIDTOWN. – MM.
– OH, WHERE DID YOU WORK? – I WAS AT [farts], [farts],
[farts], AND [bellowing fart] – OH, THE LAW FIRM. – HEY!
– OH, HEY. – HA!
– HOW ARE YOU? IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
– GOOD TO SEE YOU. – COME HERE.
HEY, EVERYBODY, THIS IS
[high-pitched fart]. I WANT YOU MEET
ONE OF MY DEAREST, OLDEST FRIENDS, [farts]. THIS IS HIS GIRLFRIEND,
[farts]. – HI.
– HEY. – HELLO.
– OF COURSE, YOU KNOW [farts]. – OH, HI.
– THIS IS [farts], AND THIS IS HER HUSBAND,
[honking fart]. – HI.
– WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME. YOU KNOW, I KNEW
A [high-pitched fart] IN GRAD SCHOOL. all: OH. – WELL THANK YOU,
BUT IT’S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED [high-pitched fart]. – WOW, I SWEAR THAT SOUNDS LIKE
WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. – I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT
I WAS SAYING. – I DON’T KNOW. – ANYWAYS, IT’S LOVELY
TO MEET YOU ALL. – YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, YES.
[laughter] – ROBERT. I’M SO SORRY. HEINRICH. I’LL… SHOW MYSELF TO THE RESTROOM. – [sighs]
– WOW, UH– – JEEZ.
– SO RUDE. – WELL, FOR [farts]’S SAKE.
– YEAH.

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. Now I can say with confidence that this is their only wack and lame skit that I can recall, and I’ve seen pretty much all of their skits by now!! It’s been 2 years that I’ve been binge watching their stuff. It’s been such a fun ride lol…

  2. What the hell is wrong with him? Why would he just Robert like that? Also, I wonder what silent farts would sound like. Would you just whisper a name?

  3. This would have been funny if I were a teenager, they are usually very funny but this one was immature, teenage humor…

  4. This is interesting, as there was a case about joke-stealing, where the format Joke was if names were like FFFFFFFFFFF or AAAAAAAAA. It was because two comedians made the same stand up joke a few years apart of each other.

  5. WTF this funny and disturbing, now my stepson is definitely going to get on my nerves, damnit you key&peele.😂

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