how reddit handles internet justice


Yo, did you hear about that guy that may or may not have done something wrong? Uh yeah, I think I read about it on Reddit or something. Yo what’s up, who we fuckin’ up?
-Oh, Reddit… We takin’ someone’s career right now or what? No, no, chill out, Jesus. We just learned about this- Bro, if I am not ending a man’s career and personal life in ten minutes, I’m gonna puke! There’s no details out buddy. I don’t care, I don’t care, I hope he gets- I hope he gets raped in prison and dies Oh, come on!
Woah! Okay, let’s go over the facts. He fucked up, he’s going down- That’s not the facts yet. Nothing’s come in.
This is all speculation, dude. Alright, you wanna hear the game plan? Not really at all- Here’s the game plan. All of us go in there pretty much like this fuckin’ *mimics beating someone up with the downvote arrow*
Stop, stop! It’s been like twenty minutes I say we all just go into this guy’s house Find his address, his wife’s place of work, just fuck him up, man! Dude, it’s been like twenty minutes nobody knows! I don’t care, I don’t care, why would he be accused if he wasn’t guilty?! Let’s just take some time. UGHH! I don’t want to take any time, I wanna act NOW! Rumors spread quick on the internet
-Alright, pussy. *throws downvote arrow* Oh, Jesus. Lemme try something really quick. Let’s find his daughter at school and tell her that he died so she has to leave or something i dont know, let’s locate him. Dude, yes bro, take that! *hands him upvote arrow* This is so dangerous! The twitter account that started the accusation was like a two-follower anime profile picture account… Double digits, bro!
That’s not– We gotta jump on this, guys. I’m pissed dude I gotta end a man’s life right now seriously WOAH!
End a man’s life?! I don’t care, it’s how it gets done guys. Th- this community doesn’t stand for injustice [offscreen] Hey, Reddit, Reddit, Reddit!
What? [offscreen] Do you remember the Boston Bomber?
Do I remember what? *Through his teeth* The Boston Bomber
The Boston Bomber? Yeah, what about him? We fucked that guy up bad!
[offscreen]: NO. that wasn’t him that was wrong! NO, we got him! No, it was fucked, dude! It was like really, really fucked up. Wh- how are we supposed to know? Okay, man we’re dealing with a bombing! We got *mumbles* Don’t jump on something, that’s the problem, dude! I don’t like all this waiting, I wanna do things now! What information do I possibly need to know!?
-I just found an article right here Quote it in the comments for me!
[offscreen] Just read it, I- Gimme two sentences, just what I need to know! Well I- it would take it way out of context, you gotta read the whole thing.
-AGH, I hate context! *Reddit smashing things with the downvote arrow*
Reddit, Reddit, Reddit stop that! WHAT do you propose we do?
-The guy you’re talking about What if it’s just too early and he didn’t actually do it? *a n ge r* AGH STOP IT! Give me the downvote! NO! I’m not giving you the downvote, okay? it’s my power, I wield it! Downvote, downvote, downvote, downv- Okay, you guys are being babies! Why don’t you just tell me what the problem is?! Listen, sometimes Reddit gets a justice boner and they act way too strong and way too fast on something without all the facts being confirmed yet. So, maybe just wait next time before you hurt somebody or ruin their life! Oh, so you’re saying that Reddit is the problem! Sometimes, yeah. Bro can you hold these real quick
yeah
*hands him the arrows* Take these and put ’em on
*hand him sunglasses* Dude, Reddit, you guys went way too far on this one.
WHAT are you talking about?
Dude, you SUCK! *best song ever* soupscribe four more T R A S H (cool) C O N T E N T

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. Slowly but surely this is going to be how everyone in America handles any scandal. It’s a great time to be alive!

  2. The reason why 4chan solves things and Reddit just Mr Magoo's themselves to the solution is that Reddit = idiots with justice boners and 4chan = retards with weaponized autism. So basically because Reddit is a hive mind and 4chan is decentralized.

  3. you can pretty much just replace reddit with internet and its the same thing. we need to shut this thing off and go back to smoke signals

  4. I've been a redditor for about a month and a half and just got muted from my 2nd subreddit in those 2 months, then this fucker shows up in my recommendations

  5. Lowkey want to tell my work story on Reddit. Wrote a 6 page resignstion letter and despite evidence, my suepervisor faced no consequences.

  6. This is so real, honestly scary cuz people just want attention from other ppls misery they don't even care about consequences

  7. Don't forget all the comments that say, "We DID IT, guys! A big pat on the back to us for all the support and texts we've given to Hurricane Elvira III. $3 million has been sent and I know for a fact that I didn't send a dime, but we're taking that credit anyways. Alright, high five, I'm gonna go back to watching reruns of my favorite show while thinking about more things to pat ourselves on the back for!"

  8. Reddit is too worthless. They never ruin someone. All it can is make some memes and then proceed to circklejerk considering themselves super powerful.

  9. Bruh 90% of redditors are mouth breathers who refuse to talk to anyone unless they provide 30 sources from like the bbc or something.

  10. When You Disagree With Reddit: that's my opinion which cannot ever be criticized and so you need to respect it

    When Reddit Disagrees With You: That's just your opinion.

  11. Reddit: literally spends all of 2016 campaigning for Trump to become president

    Also Reddit: spends all of 2017-2019 bitching about how only idiots would have chosen Trump for president

  12. Lets go over the facts

    HE FUCKED UP
    CASE CLOSED
    ITS TIME FOR HIM TO DIE

    😂😂

    how is this only 299% accurate??

  13. 1300 downvotes?? Hmm, wonder what idiot-riddled platform they use?? Im sure its just all 4chan losers.

  14. Capitalism bad white people bad orange man bad xDXdXd

    You may laugh now

    Edit: Thanks for le gold kind stranger!

    Edit: Oh my… 2k upvotes?! We did it reddit!

  15. I weirdly have never seen this happen on Reddit but I've seen people post addresses on Tumblr and encourage others to get violent. The fact that people think that's justice… Yikes.

  16. I mean, you jest but I literally once saw a guy get downvoted to hell for saying that people shouldn't be making snap judgements about a guy when not all the facts were in yet. The guy they were talking about ended up being innocent too

  17. This is so meta, someone in your Chris Brown video comments threatened to expose me on reddit hee hee. Sigh all is right with the world. The circle is now complete.

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