Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human


DANA. ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.>>I’M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS TRUCK. IT’S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT. IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS EAR HAIR.>>WHEN YOU DON’T GET IT CUT, IT CAN BE NASTY.>>Greg: YEAH, DRAGGING YOU TO THE DENTIST TO SEE THE INSIDE OF HIS GAPING MOUTH.>>SO, I’M HERE AT THE DENTIST, AND WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR SERIES ON THE PEOPLE AT THE BORDER.>>Greg: SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR SLENDER MAN? WHAT OTHER IMPERSONATIONS OF A REGULAR GUY CAN HE DO? CAN HE HAMMER A NAIL INTO THE COFFIN OF HIS DEAD CAMPAIGN OR DIG A DITCH WHERE HE CAN BURY THE UNSOLD COPIES OF “VANITY FAIR”? MEANWHILE, SHE GETS AN EAR FULL OF REALITY FROM A FOREIGNER. FARMER>>I DON’T AGREE WITH THAT. [LAUGHS]>>Greg: THE TRUTH LEFT HER COLD AS, LOVE FINDS NO.>>OKAY. I WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEALTH CARE WAY YOU LIKE IT.>>Greg: THEN SHE THREW HER BEHIND BARS. WHILE THAT WAS BAD. NEITHER LIZ OR MARLA FEEL COMFORTABLE. THEN THERE’S TRUMP. LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, HE’S ACHIEVED ONE GREAT THING. BY COMPARISON, HE MAKES EVERY POLITICIAN WHO STILL ACTS LIKE ONE LOOK KIND OF FUNNY. NEVER LET HIS UNIQUE PERSONALITY BECOME SUBSERVIENT. YOU’D THINK THEY’D FIGURE THIS OUT BY NOW. YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEAT TRUMP WITH LET’S PRETEND WE ARE REAL. YOU WIN BY BEING REAL. TOO BAD THAT’S NOT AN OPTION FOR THE DEMOCRATS. THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE THEY HAVE SEEM TO BE IGNORED OR MOCKED, LIKE MARIANNE. THE OTHERS, COOKIE-CUTTER CLONES. HERE’S THE COOKIE MONSTER. THE THING IS, DANA, EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF LOOKS FAKE. TRUMP BROKE THAT, AND IT CAN’T EVER BE THE SAME, AND THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON ON THAT BATTLEFIELD THAT CAN MATCH HIM. AND I THINK WE KNOW WHO THAT IS.>>Greg: MARIANNE?>>Greg: MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. SHE’S NOT PRETENDING TO BE ANYBODY. SHE’S THE REAL DEAL. SHE’S FIGHTING A PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE, WHICH MAKES ARE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THOSE OTHERS.>>Dana: THE INTERESTING THING THAT YOU JUST SAID IS THAT THE BACKFIRE IN AND EXPOSES THEIR ON THE HEALTH CARE PIECE WITH KAMALA HARRIS, IT’S LIKE, WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY FOR? AND HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MESSING ANYTHING ELSE UP? WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HEALTH CARE TO A SENIOR CITIZEN, THEY LOVE THEIR MEDICARE AND THEY DON’T BELIEVE THAT THEIR MEDICARE WILL REMAIN THE SAME IF YOU PROVIDE MEDICARE FOR ALL. THEY NOTE THAT THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE. BETO HAS THIS PROBLEM OF NOT LOOKING AUTHENTIC, LIKE A GIMMICK. LET’S PUT ASIDE WHAT HAPPENED IN EL PASO. BUT, THE STUFF THAT HE DID, LIKE AT THE DENTIST. AND THEN YOU HAVE WARREN. HER LEFT-WING AGENDA IS PRETTY MUCH DONE ON ARRIVAL OF MIDDLE AMERICA. IT IS TARGETING, ZEROING IN ON THEIR BIGGEST VULNERABILITY. WE WANT WHAT CAN THEY DO? IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT. THEY ARE KIND OF IN A PICKLE.>>THEY ARE IN A PICKLE. THAT’S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT. I THINK ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS THAT TRUMP DID WAS DESTROY THE FAKENESS OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNING. I HATE THIS BUSINESS WHERE THEY TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR AUTHENTICITY BY, WE KNOW HE DOESN’T CHANGE TIRES. IN A VEHICLE THAT IT HAD ITS TIRES DONE BY BETO O’ROURKE ANYWAY. WE WANT WHY A GERMAN AUTO WAY, MARK?>>Mark: I’M IN NEW YORK. IT’S A CRAZY STATE IN MANY WAYS.>>Greg: IT IS.>>Katie: ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT TRUMP IS, IT’S A BIPARTISAN THING. I LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. WE DON’T GET THE MYPILLOW ADDS. WE JUST GET THESE POLITICAL ADS ALL THE TIME. I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS BORN THE SON OF A MAILMAN. HE WAS A LEHMAN BROTHERS. HE IS THE BROTHER OF A LEHMAN. HE SAYS “I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS THE SON OF A –” I’M PROUD TO SAY I GREW UP THE SON OF A PRESIDENT. WE HAD IT TOUGH ACT THEN. TRUMP DESTROYED ALL THAT. YOU CAN’T GO BACK TO IT.>>Greg: YOU. WHAT ABOUT, THE MOST AUTHENTIC PERSON BEHIND MARIANNE IS BERNIE. HE’S THE REAL DEAL.>>Mark: FIRST OF ALL, I’M STUNNED.>>Juan: HE IS NOW THE BIGGEST FAN OF MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IN THE WORLD. THIS IS A TOTAL SET UP.>>Greg: YOU ARE READING IT INCORRECTLY.>>Juan: I KNOW, BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS WRONG. HUMANIZING POLITICIANS IS AMERICA’S APPLE PIE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE. YOU DON’T TELL YOUR CANDIDATE TO GET HUMAN, TO BE AUTHENTIC, YOU ARE NOT A POLITICAL CONSULTANT. IF SOMEBODY TOLD THE DONALD TRUMP, “WHY DON’T YOU HIRE SOMEONE TO STAND AROUND.” I BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.>>Greg: IT’S A TV SHOW. IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A TV SHOW FOR TRUMP. BUT HE’S NATURAL. HE’S NATURAL NATURAL.>>Juan: A TACO BOWL ON CINCO de MAYO?>>Mark: THAT WAS DEHUMANIZING DEHUMANIZING.>>Greg: ONE, YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP DOESN’T TALK ABOUT? MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. HE DOESN’T TALK ABOUT HER.>>Dana: EARLY ON, I THINK IT WAS AT ONE OF THE DEBATES, YOU SAID, SHE’S THE ONLY ONE UP THERE THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THAT THEY CAN UNDERSTAND.>>Juan: THE GOOD THING ABOUT HER IS THAT SHE SAYS YOU CAN’T OUTRUN ANYBODY. YOU’VE GOT TO TALK TO THEM ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL. REMEMBER, SHE SAID TRUMP IS DARKNESS AND HATRED AND YOU’VE GOT TO COME WITH LOVE AND LIGHT.>>Greg: THAT IS A COHESIVE ARGUMENT.>>Juan: BUT IT’S ALL ABOUT PERFORMANCE.>>I GET WHAT THEY WANT TO SEEM RELATABLE. REMEMBER PRESIDENT OBAMA. I THINK IT’S REALLY SAD THAT YOU NEED CONSULTANTS TO TELL POLITICIANS TO BE A HUMAN. BUT I THINK IT’S SAD, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FINE IF BETO WERE OUT THERE. HE CHANGED THE TIRE THE WAY I CHANGE A TIRE. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS TO EVERYBODY. THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THERE OWN FEET TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR VOTERS WANT. THIS ONE WORKED RUNNING AGAINST SOMEBODY LIKE MITT ROMNEY. I THINK IT WOULD WORK AGAINST SOMEBODY WHO WAS A PROGRAM TO CANDIDATE. BUT THEY ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE GUY WHO WON BY JUST SAYING WHATEVER HE HAD TO SAY, BEING HIMSELF. SOMETIMES HE’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, SO IT DOESN’T WORK. THEY SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME TRYING TO DO THIS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, HEY, WHO ARE RERUNNING AGAINST AND IF WE ACTUALLY WIN, DOMINIC. SAY WHAT HE’S GOT TO SAY.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY HE WALKS UP BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON AND LOOKS LIKE A — HE DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS.>>HE MAKES MISTAKES. HE MAKES MISTAKES, ONE, BUT IT’S REAL. HE’S THAT DOMINIC GOT THAT FEEL OF THIS IS HOW HE WOULD FEEL.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY WHEN I SIT AROUND, I GET ALL THE WOMEN WHO

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100 Responses

  1. "…its as choreographed as the Ice Capades." "What else is new: Can he hammer another nail into the coffin of his dead campaign?" -GG

  2. This is why they are trying to open the border and abolish the EC. Because they know any real Americans outside of the loony bubble of big cities will not vote for them.

  3. beto is behaving like a 5 yr old ??… most AMERICAN WOMEN CHANGE THEIR TIRES TOO.!! But beto could have called road assistance !! I can just vision beto driving down the road, and the whole wheel will roll down the the road off the vehicle, and he’ll crash into a porta potty ???

  4. Juan Williams gets equal opportunity, but insists on continuing to be a moron. His idea of a great candidate is someone who eats a bagel in a Jewish neighborhood, talks open borders in Spanish Harlem. What an embarrassment to everyone else on the five. Fox should at least get someone who is a coherent leftist, if there is such a thing.

  5. oh silly Juan please shut-up. Do you remember the bush-gore debate? Do you remember(speaking of "looming") how obvious gore was with his huffs and puffs and walking into bush's stage territory. Silly Juan, please shut

  6. That tire change was as fake as CNN and Chris "Fredo" Cuomos new york Italian accent! There was no tension on that bolt at all ?

  7. Hey Juan, if a political consultant has to tell a politician that they have to be human, I think we have some big problems with your politician.

  8. ha ha no idea how to change a Tyre. yes Trump is a showman, but American politics has been a comedic reality show since the Russia delusion landed on the face of every democrat.

  9. We are tired of the lies! We are tired of the masks! One of the reasons we hired Trump, he talks with us not over us. Harris, Warren, Booker and even Bernie talk over us, preach to us and dictate to us! Enough!

  10. Juan is like a jaded ex-girlfriend. He applies his own meaning to the words spoken and now has the amazing ability to tell people what they mean…. Lol

  11. trump had to pay people to come see him ??? would one of the top 5 reality TV personality for over 12 years would the Kardashians have to pay people to come see them or oprh???

  12. I don’t get why he was trying to change the tire, it didn’t look flat to me. Anyone who is ever change the tire will understand he looks like a fish out of water, you loosen the lug nuts you don’t take them off before you jack the vehicle up. These are the unintended consequences of being a genuine moron and not realizing it shows. One of the funniest things I ever saw was Obama trying to throw a baseball.

  13. Yeah, Perino had the frozen Hillary smile when Mark Stein mentioned “her Friend, Jeb”. Juan is a sad act! When will Fox disable the comment on all their Utube offerings. Really can’t take the feedback, can you!

  14. Wouldn't be the worst thing if the panel, either side, could just admit that politics is largely about pandering, and that every politician, even our beloved Combover in Chief, does it. If you don't think that's true, take a look at the President wearing a coal miner's helmet in West Virginia. Trump excels at brand management. He's damned good at it. That being said, don't for one minute mistake him as presenting his authentic self.

  15. Sorry Juan, but there's a Taco Bell in Trump Tower in NY. So Trump eating at his own building's concession on Cinco De Mayo was NOT a pandering move!!

  16. President Trump is the Boss and they can't stand it. HaHaha lol!!! God bless America and God bless President Trump!

  17. If Beto becomes president, or any of the other Democratic candidates (God forbid the American people from such a catastrophe) then the USA will be in record time poorer than Bangladesh!

  18. the greatest foreign threat to fair elections is illegal foreign nationals voting. forget Russia or anyone else, theft one illegal vote at a time. subverting American citizen right to choose. voting illegally should be an exit ticket, no right off return, $100k fine……

  19. Won you’re not seeing the real truth Hillary is a real crook he’s gotten by with a lot of things in life I don’t think she should even got to be in office the first time her husband to

  20. Ugh….his 'fixing' that tire is as bad as Elizabeth May drinking beer.

    *But spot on about these Politicians looking so awkward trying to pretend they are human….but come off as robots (or simply fake). Oh, wait, Gabbard and Marianne Williamson seem real…but only 1 of them actually would be capable of doing the job….I'll let you guess which one!

  21. Juan is such a racist to automatically assume that a taco bowl is a Mexican dish. It comes from the American state, Texas and is considered Tex-Mex. Being from Texas, I like the fact that President Trump chooses to eat an American dish with an Hispanic twist on Cinco de Mayo.

  22. Anyone else getting sick an tired of media using identity politics to divide us? Left against right is getting played out.

  23. Beto was the equivalent of a Hollywood fad diet.
    Juan is trying so hard to put Trump in a negative light & democrat's in a positive light that he sounds like a preprogrammed bot. They should get a democrat that doesn't sound preprogrammed or half baked. Maybe try a middle class American, you can even keep them black I don't flipping care. Skin color is only that, a color. If it bothers you then your a tiny person, of course the same goes if white bothers you. ?

  24. Trump walks up behind Hillary like he's a predator?! OMG juan!
    No one would want to walk up behind her for anything! She's old " SMELLY PANTS"…

    President TRUMP would never stoop as low as the hilde beast anyway… That's just cringe-worthy…!

    LOW PRESIDENT TRUMP, he is his OWN PERSON, just like we should ALL be…!

  25. I'll bet O'Rourke set the record for getting the most wedgies in school. What a twerp has to show off that he can change a tire. And I'll bet he didn't do the whole thing.

  26. Don't mess with your health care okay here would you mind taking a pole call this number don't mind the name Doctor Kevorkian on the top

  27. We who are watching the video have one advantage over 4 participants.
    WE CAN FAST FORWARD HUAN!
    Unfortunately he knows this and sneaks back nowadays for a 2nd and 3rd innings

  28. They have been wrong about everything for the last 15 years. Trump is getting it done. And they hate him for it. Because he shows the world what happens when a strong white male is in charge.

  29. I love changing tires, I change my wife's tires all the time is this a lug wrench? What's the scissor like thing where does it go? The more and more the liberal communist try to act like real people the more and more phony they look!????

  30. I'm going to make sure your health care is just the way you want it I'm not going to touch your health care! That's code for I'm going to mess with everybody else's!

  31. Didn't a Trump Supporter recently fix a lady's car, and got lots of Praise from her for President Trump?? Now Fake Mexican Robert Francis (I'm really Irish) Betamale O'Dork is faking that he fixed a flat tire??
    Things that make you say What The Flock???

  32. Holy crap this guy is a walking indictment of your public school system.. when he hits puberty he's gonna be out of control.

  33. Trump doesn’t mind showing us who he really is: a rich guy married to a supermodel. He’s real. He doesn’t hide his success

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