Gutfeld: Don’t be filled with dread, America


[LAUGHTER] YOU REMEMBER USA TODAY, RIGHT? THEY PUBLISHED A SURVEY THIS WEEK CLAIMING AMERICANS ARE FACING THE NEXT ELECTION. LIZ WARRANT DANCING? BETO TALKING? ANOTHER JOE BIDEN GASPED? REMEMBER WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT IN CANDYLAND AND MY ROOMMATE TAKE HIS ROCKET TO SPACESHIP? IT’S LIKE HE’S A 10-YEAR-OLD TELLING HIS DREAMS. THIS IS DREAD OF AN ELECTION RESULTS THEY CAN’T BE INTERRUPTED. IT COULD HAVE INFLUENCED OUR OUTLOOK.>>THE PRESIDENT IS A FOREIGN AGENT,.>>ANY OF YOU STILL BELIEVE HE COULD BE ON RUSSIAN ASSET?>>I THINK IT’S POSSIBLE.>>MANY OF YOU ARE SAYING THIS IS A DAY YOU WILL LIVE AND YOU’VE HEARD ME.>>A SYMBOL OF AMERICA’S PROTECTION DIED. [LAUGHTER]>>FOR THREE YEARS, YOU HAD MEDIA CREATING HYSTERIA WITH COMMENTATORS PRETENDING TO BE NEWS LEADERS, CORRECTING, IT WAS ALL BS. IT LEFT US QUESTIONING WHETHER ANY ELECTION RESULTS THAT YOU LIKE WILL EVER BE ACCEPTED AGAIN. NOT BECAUSE THE RUSSIANS MIGHT COLLUDE BUT BECAUSE THE MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS WILL COLLUDE AND REFUSE RESULTS THEY HATE. YOU WOULD THINK THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE LEARNED AFTER ALL THIS.>>HE KEEPS TURNING UP AGAIN AND AGAIN. A SHORT MAN COMES FROM A HE’S THE KEY THAT UNLOCKS THAT DOOR.>>THOSE ARE GOOD TIMES. YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD MOVE ON BUT NO. A PLAY INTO ACTS.>>SINGLE SOURCE HAS TOLD ME THAT THE TERMS DOCUMENT THERE SHOW HE HAS COSIGNERS, THAT’S HOW HE WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN THOSE LOANS. THE COSIGNERS ARE RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS.>>I DISCUSSED INFORMATION THAT WASN’T RENTED FOR REPORT. IT SAID IF TRUE, AS I DISCUSSED THE INFORMATION, WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I DID NOT GO THROUGH THE RIGOROUS VERIFICATION PROCESS HERE AT MSNBC BEFORE REPEATING WHAT I HEARD FROM MY SOURCE. I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID IT ON AIR OR POSTED IT ON TWITTER. I WAS WRONG TO DO SO.>>I’M NO EXPERT BUT I CAN SAY THAT WASN’T IT. [LAUGHTER] TO HIS CREDIT, HE APOLOGIZED. HE STILL REFUSES TO ADMIT THEIR ROLE IN COLLUSION CAP. IT’S AN ABOVE GROUND SEWER AND THEY JUST KEEP DUMPING MORE ON. THERE’S NOTHING AMERICANS DREAD, IT’S THE DEMOCRATS. HOW WILL YOU SAY WHAT’S WE DUG UP SOME PICTURES FROM BERNIE, JOE AND LIZ’S CHILDHOOD. [LAUGHTER] NOW VOTERS ARE WORRIED. ME, TOO. EVERY MORNING, ROHIT. THINK SOME OF THE CANDIDATES HAVE AN AGE PROBLEM? WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE. THEY ARE WAY TOO YOUNG. SHUSHING PEOPLE AT MOVIE THEATERS, CUTTING CLIENTS AT THE BUFFET, TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF IN EVERY ROOM, GIVING THE CASHIER WHEN PURCHASING THEIR SOCKS. EVERYONE SHUT UP, THEY ARE NOT CONVINCED. YOUR GRANDPA STRANGLED ENOUGH. CALL IN SICK AFTER A BAD NIGHT OF SUSHI. YOU SPENT WEEKENDS IN THE BOTTOMLESS FRONT. GREAT UNCLE STILL HAS MOONSHINE IN THE BATHTUB. THEY SOLD IT TO THE COPS FOR A MASSIVE PROFIT. THE SUPER CANDIDATES OF AMERICA. [LAUGHTER] WE LOVE OLDER PEOPLE HERE. AGE ISN’T THE BIGGEST CONCERN. THE BIG PROBLEM IS CREDIBILITY. DO WE HAVE CONFIDENCE IN ANY OF THESE PEOPLE? DO WE TRUST THE MEDIA? THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE COMBING. HE LEAKED PHONY INFO TO THE MEDIA AND DEMANDED AN APOLOGY AFTER LEAKING PHONY INFO TO THE MEDIA. IN HIS HEAD, HE BELIEVED THE REPORT VINDICATED HIM. HE SEES HIMSELF ROUNDING THE BASES AFTER HITTING A GRAND SLAM. WHEN REALITY, HE JUST CRAPPED HIS PANTS. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE. [LAUGHTER] IT’S NO WONDER AMERICANS ARE FILLED WITH DREAD. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE. YOU KNOW WHAT I DREAD? ANY MEDICAL PROCEDURE INVOLVING A TUBE. ANY NEW RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ALBUM. A CHILD WITH STICKY HANDS WHO WANT TO HUG. I DREAD BEING RECOGNIZED AT A BIRD. BARR. I DREAD ELEVATOR CONVERSATIONS. MONDAY TO WEDNESDAY, IT’S SO HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY, IT’S SO, DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND? I DREAD WHEN MY SHAMPOO GETS GHOST SO LOW, I HAVE TO USE HAND SOAP WHICH IS WHAT I NORMALLY DRINK WHEN I RUN OUT OF WINE. THERE’S NOTHING TO DREAD ABOUT THE ELECTION. IF YOU LIKE TRUMP AND HE WINS, YOU GET FOR YEARS. IF HE LOSES, YOU GET EIGHT TO 12 MORE YEARS. YOU THANK YOU WILL JUST RETIRE AND MOVE TO THE VILLAGES? JUST GET A SLICE OF PUMPKIN BREAD AT STARBUCKS? NO.

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. Laurence O'Donnell reminds me of a made up cadaver. The guy is going to look exactly the same in his coffin. Maybe he's a zombie? A vampire maybe? Something dead……

  2. what does gutless mean, "don't be filled with dread?" hasn't he listened to a trump rally? we've got an immigration crisis at our borders, we have an economic crisis with China, we have an ally crisis with everybody but russia, north korea, israel, & saudi arabia, iran is ready to take over the world, we have four freshman congresswoman that are in position to overthrow our government, we have an energy crisis that only more profits for fossil fuel companies will help at the expense of the environment, farmers have a soybean & corn market crisis, luckily we don't have a problem with gun violence or election interference or climate change, because if we are wrong about climate change or could even slow it down, climate change could not only be an economic disaster it could lead to world wide starvation and civil wars, that must be what gutless is thinking of

  3. This is some of the cringiest cuckservative faggotry I've ever seen. The fake laugh track, the over exaggerations… Ugh it hurts.

  4. CNN & MSNBC should be fired. If you haven’t fired them yet, (no longer listen to their drivel) then this is your fault.

  5. South AFRICA IS BURNING .SEND MR TRUMP TO SAVE US .And President RAMAPHOSA is quiet . The ANC is in shambels. Save us please.

  6. IF THIS COUNTRY STAYS ON THE RAILS FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS AFTER DONALD TRUMP IS ELECTED, YOU CAN THANK VETERANS AND FIRST RESPONDERS FOR USING THEIR VOTE FOR TRUMP. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP YOU SAFE, , , IN SPITE OF THESE DIMWITTED, UNEDUCATED NUTSACKS CALLED APPROPRIATELY, "THE LOONEY LEFT"! GOD BLESS THE REPUBLIC AND IT'S PRESIDENT. . LOVE IT OR GET THE HELL OUT!!

  7. Gutfeld is a CLOWN, if it weren't for those laugh flash cards in his audience, no one would laugh at all at his poor attempt at being funny.

  8. Sucker you lied, you bobble head that I wouldn't want! Clinton News Network, oh she's running again, I hope POTUS makes mence meat out of her this time, I thought he took it easy on her before, but he IS a gentleman. This idiot inadvertently reported unverified lies!!!! He didn't say that.

  9. Don't be filled with dread, be happy and be quiet. Fake news people in FOX is growing, Wallace, Juan, Cavuto, Shepard, Brazil and now Gutfeld.

  10. Be warned that Deutsche Bank information is almost certainly based on fact. His retraction was totally justified – L. O'D was wrong to make the allegation but it was probably based on him not being able to publicly prove the points he made – his source chose to remain anonymous. Individuals in this Administration will have known of the source.

  11. It's amazing how any news reel that can show up Trump and his sleazy administration in a negative light, FOX News disables the comments in their coverage of these stories.

    Point in case, the many and overwhelming many mass shootings that has happened under this waste of a President. The comments for all those are disabled. It's because FOX and Trump can't take the heat they will get.

    My my my, isn't Amerikkk great again 😂… keep them mass shootings going white guys

  12. I love the President and the things he's done for this country and I pray he wins a second term and that a Republican succeeds him in 2024.

  13. Rigorous verification and standards at PMSNBC? i can't stop roflmao! Always a 'mistake' against Trump. Never a 'mistake' that favors Trump. Thats PMSNBC's rigorous verification standard.

  14. Of course the left will try rigging it again.It's the only way they can win anything. Google rigged it for hillary by giving her 2.6 million votes in 2016, that's how she won the popular vote and her emails went to china.

  15. Don't be filled with dread? Who are you kidding! ? Anyone listening to you, can't help but feel the "dread". Isn't this the point of your talking points? Even your humor feels like I took a laxative, when I didn't. Your "funny" just doesn't feel like funny. You make me loose my humor; you're just too close to the truth – to be funny! Total waste of energy.

  16. I'm more afraid that Democrats have learned from their failed attempt to cheat during 2016 and will now successfully cheat to win in 2020.

  17. MSNBC taking ownership of false reporting. Something Fox will never do, so let's make fun of integrity, right? And they wonder why the rest of the world just laughs at the far right.

  18. The narrative news pushers are having trouble believing the BS Narratives given to them and own lies they keep pushing more and more…it's all over their faces and voices…

  19. News Anomaly

    Is climate change making news pundits worse?

    Global Warming or Climate Change has effected all MSM

    News Pundits' Brains. MSM News Pundits now lie at 'TEN

    TIMES' the rate they normally lie. The MSM networks now

    require Two Faced Fork Tung Liar as a requirement on

    the résumé of any MSM News Pundit.

  20. I don't know why that idiot is laughing at this precarious situation run by the most corrupt and mentally challenged person ever to hold the office of the presidency CHUMP. Laugh now Gutfeld when 2020 comes around you will jump ship like all sycophants do to save their pathetic skin

  21. Why are mentally ill so called journalist' allowed to continue their lies…We need background checks for these morons as they are becoming more dangerous every day.

  22. Hi, I'm Robert Francis O'Rourke and I'll take your guns if elected." Well, Beto, uh, you won't get elected, so not worried about you, dumbass.

  23. No one is going to prison. There is no "deep state".

    There was no coup. There was no attempted coup.

    All you Trump lovers might want to seriously consider

    that the reason these people are not going to jail

    is because they're not guilty of what you think they are

    and that Fox and the rightwingers are misleading you.

  24. hey you Idiot. stop yelling… it is true that the Russians colluded with our 2016 Elections and they are doing it now again… Our FBI Director Robert Muller Said it…

  25. "Rigorous verification and standards process…" The only process the Lame-stream media follow is, "I said it first!" Nice Scoop Dummy O'Donnell to Dolt.

  26. I wonder how russia will interfere in our next election? Though to be fair, our government has done the same exact thing to other countries. Irony?

  27. Chris O's "apology" doesn't fly: by describing MSNBC's internal processes as "rigorous" connotes a more-than-passing familiarity with the REQUIREMENT to do just what he apologized for NOT doing. This MEANS he broke the rules DELIBERATELY and KNOWINGLY!!! Which makes him an agent of propaganda and deception…

  28. OOOOOOOOO HEHEH LORD DEMS DO THEY HAVE BRAIN,, IF THEY HAVE BRAIN THEY SHOULD GO TO NEURO SURGEN GET BRAIN CAT SCANE HEHEHEHE

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