Gutfeld: CNN doesn’t understand the Trump presidency


GREGG * AS THE COMBINED AGES OF THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNERS EXCEEDS THE ABLE OF STONE HENGS.>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THAT. BUT IT CAN BE HE DOESN’T CARE THE WAY OTHERS HAVE. GREG: I GUESS CNN IS ALL OUT OF, HEY, TRUMP IS CRAZY. IT’S HMM, HE’S COMPLETELY THE SAME. FIRST HE WAS NUT, THEN WAS RACIST. NOW HE’S AGELESS. WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT TRUMP AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN’T GROW OLD. DOES THAT MAKE HIM A VAMPIRE. AS TRUMP STAYS THE SAME CNN LOOKS LIKE THIS. THE LAST THREE YEARS HAVE DAMAGED MORE PEOPLE THAN OTHERS. TRUMP LOOKS GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT. I HOOK GREAT. THIS WAS ME THREE YEARS AGO, OKAY? THIS IS ME NOW. DON’T I LOOK YOUNGER? ANYWAY. CNN, THEY LOOK AT CHILD CELEBRITIES. THEY ARE SO CUTE IN HOME ALONE. NOW LOOK AT THEM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? WE UNDERSTAND THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY AND THEY DON’T. THEY CAN’T SEPARATE THE SHOW FROM REALITY. AND THEY ARE ALSO BITTER BECAUSE THEY WANTED HILLARY BUT THEY ELECTED TRUMP INSTEAD. REMEMBER CNN WAS THE NETWORK WHO GAVE TRUMP ALL THE COVERAGE. IT MADE THEM SO MUCH MONEY, NOW THEY REGRET IT. ONLY CNN CAN PORTRAY NOT AGING AS A BAD THING. IS IT FAIR? I’M AFRAID-O NOT. DON’T ENCOURAGE IT. BUT IMAGINE IF TRUMP WAS ACTUALLY SHOWING HIS ABLE THEN CUOMO WOULD SCREAM TRUMP’S DECLINES A DANGER TO THE UNIVERSE. HERE IS MY THEORY ON TRUMP’S AGELESS MEN. THE JOB ISN’T THAT HARD. YOU GET UP, YOU HAVE A MEETING, YOU HOP ON A PLANE. YOU HAVE ANOTHER MEETING. YOU WATCH “THE FIVE.” YOU TELL THE CHICAGO WANT STEAK. THEN YOU WATCH THAN TU, THEN YOU GO TO BED. TRUMP SHOWED US HOW OTHER PRESIDENTS WOULDN’T. HOW EASY THIS JOB IS. AS THE GOOD NEWS PILES UP, THIS WEEK TRUMP ANNOUNCED STEPS TO FORGIVE STUDENT LOANS OWED BY 25,000 DISABLED VETS. IN OTHER GOOD NEWS. THE NUMBER OF 401K MILLION AIRS HITS AN ALL-TIME HIGH. OR, AS THE MEDIA MIGHT REPORT IT. TRUMP IS RACIST. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE FAKE NEWS OF WHICH MANY OF YOU ARE MEMBERS?>>THE FAKE NEWS OF WHICH MANY OF YOU ARE MEMBERS IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE PUBLIC TO HAVE A RECESSION. LET’S HAVE A RECESSION. ESPECIALLY THIS GUY. HE’S THE MOST OF BIAS.>>THIS GUY IS THE MOST OF BIASED REPORTER AT NBC. I MADE A LOT OF MONEY FOR NBC WITH THE “APPRENTICE” AND I USED TO LIKE THEM.>>ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT JOE BIDEN’S GAFFES?>>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ASK THE SAME QUESTION IN A BETTER WAY. YOU ARE SO BIASED. THAT’S WHY THE PUBLIC HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN THE MEDIA. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? GO AHEAD. THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH. BECAUSE I DON’T THINK — YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE HAVE MUCH CREDIBILITY. NBC HAS LESS CREDIBILITY THAN CNN. THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH. GREG: PRICELESS. A MEDAL OF HONOR, I BET HE WANTED ONE.>>MEDAL OF HONOR. NOTHING LIKE THE MEDAL OF HONOR. I WANTED ONE, BUT THEY TOLD ME I DON’T QUALIFY. I SAID CAN I GIVE TO IT MYSELF, THEY SAID I DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. GREG: THE MEDIA TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY. THE SMART PEOPLE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>THE SMART PEOPLE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THE DUMB PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA. THEN YOU HAVE THE POLITICAL PEOPLE AND THEY GO WITH THE WIND. GREG: AND IT ALL COMES TOGETHER LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PUZZLE.>>IT ALL COMES TOGETHER LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PUZZLE. GREG: IT DOES. AS WE WATCH THE TRUMP SHOW, WE KNOW WHAT TO BE UPSET ABOUT AND WHAT NOT TO BE. SURE TRUMP CAN BE A HANDFUL. BUT HE’S LESS OF A HANDFUL IF YOU SEE WHAT HE’S DOING AS OPPOSED TO WHAT HE’S SAYING. HE’LL SAY ANYTHING LIKE WONDERING IF HE CAN BUY GREENLAND. HOW DOES THAT SURPRISE ANYONE IN HE’S HALF REAL ESTATE TYCOON AND HALF CURIOUS GEORGE. CAN I BUY THAT IN CAN I FIRE THAT GUY? HOW MUCH IS EARTH? THE MEDIA GOES NUTS EVERY TIME HE ASKS A QUESTION. BUT FOR HIM IT’S HIS INQUISITIVE THING. WHAT’S ABOUT DENMARK COMING AN ATTITUDE. DENMARK SHOULD BE FLATTERED THAT WE CARE. AMERICA IS THE COOL KID IN SCHOOL. DENMARK IS THE CHATTY BOOK WARM. DENMARK IS SAMANTHA FROM “16 CANDLES” AND AMERICA IS JAKE. BUT, WHEN YOU ARE A BUSINESSMAN, EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE. UNLIKE POLITICIANS THEY MAKE THE TRANSITION OBVIOUS. LIKE MY GOOD FRIEND BIG DAN.>>PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO BUY GREENLAND. WHICH IS AWESOME. BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY CREDIBLE THING FOR SALE IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. ANYTHING YOU CAN MANAGE IS ON SALE AT UNBEATABLE PRICES. CAN DAYS A STEAL AT $400 BILLION. BIG BEN, NOT THE GIANT CLOCK, JUST SOME HAIRY GUY IN TENNESSEE WHO GOES BY BIG BEN. BUY THE LETTER P. WE’LL THROW IN A FREE COPY OF SAVAGE THUNDER. TELL CALLY YOU WILL BE ON TV. YOU CAN COUNT TO 10 IN ARAMAIC. AND A FERRET IS JUST $5 AND WE PAY YOU FOR IT. GREG: FORGIVE US IF WE SEE THIS AS FUN. WE SEE THE NEWS AND THE SHOW. AT CNN THEY CONFUSE THE TWO.>>THEY HAVE A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE, EVEN GREG GUTFELD. GREG: HE SAYS THAT AS IF GREG GUTFELD ISN’T KILLING CNN DAILY ON “THE FIVE” AND ON THIS SHOW WITH TYRUS. THAT MATH IS INARGUABLE. BUT WHAT COOPER SAID MIGHT BOTHER ME IF ANYONE HAD SEEN IT

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  1. Those pics are from before and after 8 years served LOL! All those former Presidents served 2 terms, President Trump has only served 2 1/2 years. Of course they look like they aged more, because they did…

  2. Like our wonderful President does not have it the hard the way they treat him and all the important issues he is fixing for us. The Press is a bunch of angry losers, disgusting pigs the questions they ask him.

  3. I understand that Trump just raised the deficit to over a trillion annually just like Bush did prior to leaving office. Another Democrat will have to contend with over a trillion dollar annual loss to contain, while idiot Republicans call for his/her head for having a deficit. They won't cry about the deficit when their own is in power. This country won't be fooled twice. PS Gutfeld is the most punchable guy on TV. I clearly wouldn't punch him. I'd hate to see a fake tough guy cry. I only fight men.

  4. CNN actually had a four panel discussion group about Trump wanting to nuke hurricanes. Of course all of their "sources" were anonymous. I still haven't heard of any atomic cruise missiles detonating in hurricanes yet. Maybe they can send a news crew out there.

  5. Trump isn't aging like the others, because he's not doing dirt like the others. If your conscience is clear, then you won't have the worries like previous presidents. All the other presidents in recent history got wrinkles from from stretching their skin trying to walk forward, while looking backwards.

  6. No Gutfeld…. Trump is still crazy, Racist, and a criminal. Fox news is the only ones moronic enough to believe otherwise. And BTW any job is easy if you don't do it correctly.

  7. I think they should get on the wagon and find out that not drinking or smoking will add yrs to your life and keep you energetic.

  8. Only two kinds of Trump voters 1) billionaires 2)idiots.. check your bank account to determine which you are
    BTW- fox news is outlawed in the UK because it's identified as a propaganda outlet

  9. President Trump sure is in all their heads 24_7 but then again!!!!TheCNNers do have a lot of empty space in many empty heads!!!!!

  10. Trump could have a pocket full of fucks and not give a single one. Previous presidents aged badly because they were bad at it or corrupt.

  11. awesome just awesome but be on the lookout the Saturday night hacks might try to steel your stuff to make them funny again still wont watch though

  12. You know why they are mad with Trump not aging?? It's beyond obvious they thought if they lied enough about him and divided the country for their prosperity he would age..These people at cnn Are Literally EVIL!! It's common sense..Anyway I'll take a Fredo with parm please

  13. could you tell us why the comments are disabled on your Channel all the time uncertain stories who chooses to disable the comments you or YouTube I think you need to do a story about it or make a little suggestion on your show and let us know

  14. It's nice to see a comedian on the conservative side but most of this stuff is actually not funny. America is being taken down while the clown show goes on. No corrupt dems will see prosecution. That is the issue. Laughing? Not so much.

  15. The very last line that Greg Gutfeld says in this video, to me, is the best comeback/burn I have ever heard also because it's very truthful.

  16. Why don't this guy get his head. Out of the toilet. Don't. Worry. Hollywood. Is still. Down in the sewer. ! Cuomo's. Raged looking. Run down because. Dems have nothing to fall back. On. So they work overtime. Picking. There noses.! When. Really desperate. Pick. Each other's.πŸŒ­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŒπŸŒŽπŸŒπŸ”‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΎβ­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŒοΈ

  17. This is claptrap and diversion for idiots. Maybe CNN doesn't, but the people understand that this Homer Simpson POTUS is the New York con with the mouth like a wannabe gangster and the apartment that Liberace threw up in.

  18. Love it all expect making fun of McCauley Culkin, childhood actors rarely make it out of Hollywood intact, he went through drug addiction and very rough times, he's an easy target to make fun of so please don't. You can be funny and make comedy without bringing innocent people into the mix as an easy target.

  19. "Hey man don't worry about what he says, I'm here to tell you that the things he's doing are good, and c'mon, those idiot lefties just don't get it, ya feel me? We work hard and call it how it is, and they're just too stupid to catch on, so why listen to em at all?!"

  20. This is funnier than all of the actual LN comedy. Letterman and lenno at least had the ethics to do thier job and accept reality. Ide say this keeps us Real Americans ageless. Thanks Gutfeld.

  21. When I think of Anderson Cooper, I feel so sad. I used to love him for his down-to-earth and honest dialogue. Now he is just a political hack for the Democrats, and being dishonest is nothing to him. How sad. All that money, and no soul.

  22. What i dont understand is when our great IRS will start investigating Milania's immigration status the way they do other violators…no body is above the law…

  23. Oh CNN understands the Trump presidency very well, because the SCUMBAG pedophiles, pedovores and drug and human traffickers who FUND CNN, understand full well that Trump is going to end their way of life permanently.

  24. No, he just Golfs way more in less than 1 term then other Presidents have in a full 2 terms, along with watching more tv, Tweeting & is ok with skipping meetings while meeting with World leaders, guess that workload would keep an Orange Cheeto looking bright & salty everyday

  25. Make up and hair dye will do wonders, underneath all that hairspray and powdering is Jaba the Hutt, possibly an Oompa Loompa, I'll have to get confirmation off Willy Wonka.

  26. poor Fredo boy – what's he going to do – I guess he'll find some grandma and throw her down the staircase=- then he will feel better

  27. maybe Trump can put a big flashing sign in the moon where it lights up and beams his name out to all to see – that would give CNN something to talk about

  28. Gutless Gutfeld, the only so called comedian the Republican party have….sad. The mouthpiece trying to please a narsocist, that will get you nowhere quickly you fool.

  29. Imagine that, not selling your soul to the Deep State, makes one ages slower? Guess, he must have Juan’s plastic surgeon on speed dial, right lefties?

  30. such a long (boring) time trying to tell people that they should discount whatever trump says… america is not the cool kid in school and it does not matter how many times you repeat it… things don't become truth just because you repeat them like crazy. Oh you knew that already: you just said your audience to ignore whatever trump says. how crazy!

  31. other President's age quicker because they were always stressed out , because of their corruption they had to live with daily !

  32. This just don't get it. He's our guy!! He gives the smug elitists the finger. The more they hate him, the MORE we love him. The more they flip out and the more they get triggered, the more endearing he is to us. They're only helping him. He's untouchable and It's hilarious!!

  33. POTUS has lived off the schedule for most of his business life, all of the others never lived the schedule a President does. To me thats why he does look the way he does. He is used to living this way. For him its normal for him to live on theschedule he lives.

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