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I'm a maniac and everyone on I'm a maniac and everyone on
this stage is stupid fat and this stage is stupid fat and this stage is stupid fat and
ugly ugly ugly
Ted Cruz for president Ted Cruz for president Ted Cruz for president
free trade can be wonderful if free trade can be wonderful if free trade can be wonderful if
you have smart people but we you have smart people but we you have smart people but we
have people that are stupid have people that are stupid have people that are stupid
I'm Donald Trump candidate for I'm Donald Trump candidate for I'm Donald Trump candidate for
president and I approve this president and I approve this president and I approve this
message message message
well it's that time again in well it's that time again in well it's that time again in
America America
America
actually it feels like it's actually it feels like it's actually it feels like it's
always that time and of course always that time and of course always that time and of course
I'm talking about election time I'm talking about election time I'm talking about election time
and that means all kinds of and that means all kinds of and that means all kinds of
silliness happening in the news silliness happening in the news silliness happening in the news
now you might already be now you might already be now you might already be
familiar with Donald Trump and familiar with Donald Trump and
familiar with Donald Trump and
Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton and
Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton and
the other people that are the other people that are the other people that are
running for the Democrat running for the Democrat running for the Democrat
Republican independent and you Republican independent and you Republican independent and you
know various other people that know various other people that know various other people that
are running but you might not be are running but you might not be are running but you might not be
familiar with you know some familiar with you know some familiar with you know some
other individuals lesser other individuals lesser
other individuals lesser
well-known people and so I well-known people and so I well-known people and so I
thought I would highlight one thought I would highlight one thought I would highlight one
from last year that began from last year that began from last year that began
running now to run for something running now to run for something running now to run for something
this is a very common casual way this is a very common casual way this is a very common casual way
of saying that you will put your of saying that you will put your of saying that you will put your
mean on a form that says I am mean on a form that says I am mean on a form that says I am
going to be part of this office going to be part of this office going to be part of this office
or I'm going to campaign for or I'm going to campaign for or I'm going to campaign for
this office so this means to run this office so this means to run this office so this means to run
for something so you could run for something so you could run
for something so you could run
for president or you could run for president or you could run for president or you could run
for like a local mayor office or for like a local mayor office or for like a local mayor office or
something like that to run for something like that to run for something like that to run for
something that began running something that began running something that began running
that began running that began that began running that began that began running that began
running if you didn't already running if you didn't already running if you didn't already
know last year in 2015 a kid know last year in 2015 a kid know last year in 2015 a kid
from Iowa 15 years old from Iowa 15 years old
from Iowa 15 years old
ran under the name of deez nuts ran under the name of deez nuts
ran under the name of deez nuts
now Deez Nuts just means now Deez Nuts just means now Deez Nuts just means
testicles I don't really know a testicles I don't really know a testicles I don't really know a
better way to describe it you better way to describe it you better way to describe it you
know it's basically you know know it's basically you know know it's basically you know
like like this you know like like this you know like like this you know
so instead of saying these so instead of saying these so instead of saying these
testicles we can refer two testicles we can refer two testicles we can refer two
testicles as nuts or you know testicles as nuts or you know testicles as nuts or you know
the family jewels or other the family jewels or other the family jewels or other
things like that but anyway deez things like that but anyway deez
things like that but anyway deez
nuts instead of these nuts nuts instead of these nuts nuts instead of these nuts
it's just become kind of a it's just become kind of a it's just become kind of a
comical funny way of describing comical funny way of describing comical funny way of describing
your testicles your testicles your testicles
now these nuts is something that now these nuts is something that now these nuts is something that
teenagers would laugh about you teenagers would laugh about you teenagers would laugh about you
no not you know a professional no not you know a professional no not you know a professional
grown man like myself grown man like myself grown man like myself
anyway in many elections people anyway in many elections people anyway in many elections people
can just fill out the form and can just fill out the form and can just fill out the form and
saying they're going to run for saying they're going to run for saying they're going to run for
office whatever that is office whatever that is office whatever that is
so this kid decided in Iowa to so this kid decided in Iowa to so this kid decided in Iowa to
fill out the forms and he was fill out the forms and he was fill out the forms and he was
deciding to be Deez Nuts Deez deciding to be Deez Nuts Deez
deciding to be Deez Nuts Deez
Nuts is pulling at nine percent Nuts is pulling at nine percent Nuts is pulling at nine percent
on North Carolina pool puts on North Carolina pool puts
on North Carolina pool puts
Trump and first with forty Trump and first with forty
Trump and first with forty
percent Hillary Clinton at percent Hillary Clinton at percent Hillary Clinton at
thirty-eight percent and mr. thirty-eight percent and mr. thirty-eight percent and mr.
deez nuts in third I'm Brady deez nuts in third I'm Brady
deez nuts in third I'm Brady
olson olson olson
I'm 15 and i'm the presidential I'm 15 and i'm the presidential I'm 15 and i'm the presidential
candidate known as Deez Nuts candidate known as Deez Nuts
candidate known as Deez Nuts
late-night comics are having a late-night comics are having a late-night comics are having a
field day with this presidential field day with this presidential
field day with this presidential
contender to have a field day contender to have a field day contender to have a field day
with something this is a great with something this is a great with something this is a great
fantastic English expression fantastic English expression fantastic English expression
that means to take advantage of that means to take advantage of that means to take advantage of
a situation a situation a situation
so if I am a political candidate so if I am a political candidate so if I am a political candidate
in this situation maybe i am in this situation maybe i am in this situation maybe i am
saying something stupid so maybe saying something stupid so maybe saying something stupid so maybe
Donald Trump says something Donald Trump says something Donald Trump says something
stupid or whatever and people stupid or whatever and people stupid or whatever and people
get angry at him then you know get angry at him then you know
get angry at him then you know
comics and people on news and TV comics and people on news and TV comics and people on news and TV
shows and even just regular shows and even just regular shows and even just regular
people talking about it will people talking about it will people talking about it will
have a field day with that quote have a field day with that quote have a field day with that quote
so if you think about having a so if you think about having a so if you think about having a
field day like instead of being field day like instead of being field day like instead of being
inside in your classroom or inside in your classroom or
inside in your classroom or
outside in the field so having outside in the field so having outside in the field so having
fun doing something like that fun doing something like that fun doing something like that
you're getting to take advantage you're getting to take advantage you're getting to take advantage
of the situation to have a field of the situation to have a field of the situation to have a field
day day day
late-night comics are having a late-night comics are having a late-night comics are having a
field day having a field day field day having a field day field day having a field day
having a field day having a field day having a field day
besides late night TV shows like besides late night TV shows like besides late night TV shows like
jimmy kimmel and Jimmy Fallon jimmy kimmel and Jimmy Fallon
jimmy kimmel and Jimmy Fallon
you've also got the regular you've also got the regular you've also got the regular
people on a regular news regular people on a regular news regular people on a regular news regular
newscasters that are really newscasters that are really newscasters that are really
getting excited about saying getting excited about saying getting excited about saying
these nuts these nuts these nuts
that's right one in ten support that's right one in ten support that's right one in ten support
deez nuts for president deez nuts for president deez nuts for president
he's not first name is Dee last he's not first name is Dee last
he's not first name is Dee last
name name name
nuts now I didn't want election nuts now I didn't want election nuts now I didn't want election
season to pass without season to pass without season to pass without
recounting the story from my recounting the story from my recounting the story from my
childhood or I guess my youth childhood or I guess my youth childhood or I guess my youth
about how i met Barack Obama and about how i met Barack Obama and about how i met Barack Obama and
how he empowered me to do all how he empowered me to do all how he empowered me to do all
the awesome things that I've the awesome things that I've
the awesome things that I've
done in my life but first i done in my life but first i
done in my life but first i
wanted to share a very important wanted to share a very important wanted to share a very important
election story that you probably election story that you probably election story that you probably
will not be hearing about this will not be hearing about this will not be hearing about this
season and that's how I helped season and that's how I helped
season and that's how I helped
elect the illinois state Fish elect the illinois state Fish
elect the illinois state Fish
the bluegill when I was six the bluegill when I was six
the bluegill when I was six
years old years old
years old
actually it's not much of a actually it's not much of a actually it's not much of a
story it's a pretty common thing story it's a pretty common thing story it's a pretty common thing
in many states in America but in in many states in America but in in many states in America but in
Illinois when I was a kid I was Illinois when I was a kid I was
Illinois when I was a kid I was
six years old so this is 19 six years old so this is 19
six years old so this is 19
b6 and we just got to vote for b6 and we just got to vote for b6 and we just got to vote for
things like the state fish in things like the state fish in things like the state fish in
the state flower in the state the state flower in the state the state flower in the state
tree and things like that tree and things like that tree and things like that
I voted for the bluegill in part I voted for the bluegill in part I voted for the bluegill in part
because i liked the way it because i liked the way it because i liked the way it
looked at thought it was kind of looked at thought it was kind of looked at thought it was kind of
like a small cool fish with some like a small cool fish with some like a small cool fish with some
nice colors but the main reason nice colors but the main reason nice colors but the main reason
I voted for it was because it I voted for it was because it I voted for it was because it
promised to cut taxes and create promised to cut taxes and create promised to cut taxes and create
more jobs more jobs more jobs
the nuts but back to my obama the nuts but back to my obama
the nuts but back to my obama
story so I'm sitting there in story so I'm sitting there in story so I'm sitting there in
you know this hall and Obama is you know this hall and Obama is you know this hall and Obama is
actually speaking at my younger actually speaking at my younger actually speaking at my younger
sisters graduation and after the sisters graduation and after the sisters graduation and after the
ceremony is over he's given a ceremony is over he's given a ceremony is over he's given a
nice speech and everybody's kind nice speech and everybody's kind nice speech and everybody's kind
of walking around and I'm trying of walking around and I'm trying of walking around and I'm trying
to get to the bathroom so to get to the bathroom so to get to the bathroom so
there's kind of a small hallway there's kind of a small hallway there's kind of a small hallway
it's it's actually pretty narrow it's it's actually pretty narrow it's it's actually pretty narrow
and people are all standing and people are all standing and people are all standing
around and kind of blocking the around and kind of blocking the around and kind of blocking the
weight and usually what happens weight and usually what happens
weight and usually what happens
is in a crowded space you just is in a crowded space you just is in a crowded space you just
kind of tap someone on the kind of tap someone on the kind of tap someone on the
shoulder and say hey could i get shoulder and say hey could i get shoulder and say hey could i get
x so i can go to the bathroom x so i can go to the bathroom x so i can go to the bathroom
and people don't really think and people don't really think and people don't really think
about it there is like oh you about it there is like oh you
about it there is like oh you
know go ahead know go ahead know go ahead
you know go and let you buy but you know go and let you buy but
you know go and let you buy but
with Obama with Obama
with Obama
so I tapped him on the shoulder so I tapped him on the shoulder so I tapped him on the shoulder
and I say hey excuse me can I and I say hey excuse me can I and I say hey excuse me can I
please get by you to go to the please get by you to go to the please get by you to go to the
bathroom and he turns around bathroom and he turns around bathroom and he turns around
slowly and it's like he has like slowly and it's like he has like slowly and it's like he has like
a halo of light behind him and a halo of light behind him and a halo of light behind him and
he puts his hands on both of my he puts his hands on both of my he puts his hands on both of my
shoulders and he says yes you shoulders and he says yes you
shoulders and he says yes you
can can
can
and it was like at that point my and it was like at that point my and it was like at that point my
whole life changed whole life changed whole life changed
I was like I can you know like I I was like I can you know like I
I was like I can you know like I
really can go to the bathroom I really can go to the bathroom I
really can go to the bathroom I
was really like was really like
was really like
yes I can and so I start walking yes I can and so I start walking yes I can and so I start walking
and I get into the bathroom and and I get into the bathroom and and I get into the bathroom and
you know like my normal stream you know like my normal stream you know like my normal stream
you know this is going to be a you know this is going to be a you know this is going to be a
little bit of a crude video but little bit of a crude video but little bit of a crude video but
i just wanted to actually show i just wanted to actually show i just wanted to actually show
you what it's like so my normal you what it's like so my normal you what it's like so my normal
stream is like stream is like stream is like
but on this occasion after i had but on this occasion after i had but on this occasion after i had
been almost blessed by Obama my been almost blessed by Obama my
been almost blessed by Obama my
screen was like screen was like screen was like
and ever since then I've been a and ever since then I've been a
and ever since then I've been a
a confident individual with the a confident individual with the
a confident individual with the
strongest streams of my life in strongest streams of my life in
strongest streams of my life in
the bathroom but also in life the bathroom but also in life the bathroom but also in life
the next time you go to the the next time you go to the the next time you go to the
bathroom or you do anything in bathroom or you do anything in bathroom or you do anything in
your life i really want you to your life i really want you to your life i really want you to
feel powerful remember my story feel powerful remember my story feel powerful remember my story
remember Obama yes you can yes remember Obama yes you can yes
remember Obama yes you can yes
we can and i'll see you next we can and i'll see you next
we can and i'll see you next
time bye bye to continue time bye bye to continue
time bye bye to continue
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22 Responses

  1. If you want to transform US into another Brazil or any creepy Latin american country vote for Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton.

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  3. The republicans are so out of touch. The polls this election don't mean shit. Hillery Clinton is running against a Jewish socialist and she has actually lost some states. Donald Trump would win easily. Hillery say's she fights for women yet she supports Muslims. Beating her in the general election will be easy.

  4. HEHEHEHE, kinda weird remembering your story when we eventually go to the restroom …. LOL .
    Nice video, funny, quite funny indeed.

  5. Hhhhhhhh, so now you have the strongest stream because of Obama 😀
    but I got a question, You said ( this's gonna be a little bit of CRUDE video)
    what do you mean by CRUDE?

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