EMBARRASSING PARENTS #3 | Reddit Stories


From sharing dirty fanfiction to the old “dildo
for Christmas” trick, the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about all the special ways our parents embarrass us. I’m Zaraganba, and today, I’ll be your
narrator. Number 10 was Submitted by AGrimFate Cid
Cid was having a surprise birthday party, during which his father was an absolute terror. First, when Cid walked in, everyone was yelling
surprise, but his father was mooning. That shocked everyone at first, but the party
was otherwise going okay. Later, Cid’s dad popped up again, butt first. Using his hands to make his butt talk, he
said, “it’s time to blow out the candles,” and then farted towards Cid and his friends,
grossing everyone out. Cid had hoped his father was done. But nope! He then told everyone he had a special present
for Cid, and most of the party guests followed him. He got them to the bathroom and showed everyone
a turd he had just made, then started talking about how glorious it was. It smelled like death, and all Cid’s friends
made weird faces about it. As the night wound down, Cid’s father continued
to embarrass him by hitting on all his female friends. The next day at school rumors about Cid’s
mental father started to go around. He just wanted to die of embarrassment. Number 9 was Submitted by uuuuummmm_hi Pandora
Pandora’s family was on vacation, and the elevators at their hotel were really weird. Neither Pandora nor her mom knew how to get
it to work. They continued to try, until an INCREDIBLY
HOT guy walked up behind Pandora and showed her how to do it. As the three of them were standing in the
silent elevator, Pandora’s mom said to her, “Pandora, you really need to start wearing
better bras.” The hot guy looked at Pandora’s mom, and
then at Pandora’s boobs. Finally, their stop arrived, and Pandora’s
mom got an earful for the rest of the night. Number 8 was Submitted by Stillsadaboutmcr
Emojie One time Emojie was at Hot Topic with a few
friends and her mom – who was a HUGE My Chemical Romance fan at the time. Suddenly the store started playing “Welcome
to the Black Parade.” Emojie’s mom froze and started screaming
the song. Emojie asked her many times to stop, but she
wouldn’t. So Emojie and her friends figured it was best
if they just left her mother standing there in the middle of Hot Topic singing to no one. Emojie has never been more embarrassed in
her life. Number 7 was Submitted by Jokerfan45 SaltySquid
SaltySquid’s mom is a very overprotective woman, and did not like it when he was out
of the house at night. One night SaltySquid had to finish retrieving
carts from the parking lot for his job. It was around midnight, and SaltySquid’s
boss wanted him to make sure that all the carts were inside before going home. But SaltySquid’s mom came to pick him up,
and was frustrated when he told her he had to stay and finish. So she let SaltySquid do his work, but she
started following him all over the parking lot in her car while he worked. SaltySquid decided enough was enough and just
got in the car when it looked like the lot was empty. It turns out he forgot a few, but he has since
left that job anyway. Still, he’ll never forget that night. Number 6 was Submitted by konolicoda Grgak
One time Grgak had a friend over at his house, and they were playing some games. Meanwhile, his dad was skinny dipping with
some friends. That was fine, until Grgak’s dad came in
with two of his female friends and said to Grgak, “son, I’m gonna make you a into a
man.” He was clearly drunk, and it looked like the
girls were as well… so they might have agreed to it. Grgak would have also been fine with it, but
then his dad pissed himself and puked a ll over a chair. The two girls helped him up, Grgak’s friend
went home, and Grgak just went upstairs in embarrassment. That was the last he heard of that plan. Number 5 was Submitted by Iristhesmolmeme
Froggy Froggy was at the mall with her family, and
they saw a couple walking out of a store. Froggy’s dad walked up to the couple, pointed
at Froggy and her sister, and said, “This, folks, is why you buy high quality condoms.” Froggy was incredibly embarrassed. The couple said they already knew. Froggy’s mom could not stop laughing, then
her dad said “Just a warning to you.” After that, they headed to the food court,
not even discussing it. Number 4 was Submitted by angrygirl92 Doopie
Doopie’s mom bought her a dildo for Christmas, which was already weird. But then she had Doopie open it in front of
the entire family. To make matters worse, she took photos of
the whole thing! And now she shows all her friends, and also
some random strangers. Number 3 was Submitted by YEEE_420 Pringle
Pringle used to be a huge fanatic of a certain video game series. He was so into it, he started writing some
freaky fanfiction for it. One night, Pringle sat down to write more,
but noticed some of his pages were missing. He went looking around, and ended up in his
parents’ room, where he found the pages by his dad’s side of the bed. When Pringle picked them up, he noticed on
his dad’s laptop that he had SHARED THE FANFICTION WITH PRINGLE’S FRIENDS! Supposedly, this was some kind of punishment
for writing about sex. Pringle went to school the next day with half
of his friends amazed, and the other half grossed out. Number 2 was Submitted by Harrison_is_Gay
Nixxiom Nixxiom and his twin were at an arcade, celebrating
their birthday. The arcade had a party room, and they had
quite a few people for the party, so they got to eat in there. Nixxiom’s mom had quite a few drinks, and
got to talking politics with another family member. Just as the waiters came in to give them their
food, Nixxiom’s mom said, “I don’t think Abraham Lincoln should have freed the slaves.” And yes, the waiters were black. Nixxiom and his siblings WILL NOT let her
forget that day. Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing
thing my parents ever did?

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. #9 Oh my god people still listen to my ex-favorite band. Then again there arr those people I wish didnt listen to them. They ruined my favorite bsnd

  2. One time I found one of my little sister's Barbie dolls with a dildo while she was in the room when I was eight and she was four. I immediately took the dildo away and hid it behind the bed in the room.

  3. Brattiest thing I’ve seen a kid do recently: well it wasn’t really bratty but yesterday immature my nine-year-old cousin received a thousand-dollar check from a wealthy relative and asked her mom to take a picture of her with the money. Her mom said no and I said that would be obnoxious.

  4. My sibling is an embarrassment to our family she even said fuck shit ass gay dumb ass piece of shit lololololoololol out loud

  5. I play welcome to the black parade in the car with my mom and she only knows the beginning of it even though i know the whole song, she tries her best to sing along though.

  6. The brattiest thing I saw a boy do was he smack his parents and said I want to get that watch I want to get that watch I want to get that 1 and when they said no he cried so loudly I could hear it from the Pacific Ocean in the Mariana Trench

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  8. I was going to my friends house and she has a little brother and they are kinda spoiled so we went to the store and her brother wanted a toy but his dad said no he is five years old AND CALLED HIS DAD A B* 😮

  9. I was living wait my grandmom and my cousin was a spoiled brat she wanted all the things I had and said I was pretty and I don't really care and she heard so started crying and screaming so my grandma took her to Walmart and got her something to her she love her too it stupid how she do that to got stuff for it

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