Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored
– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN,
IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW.
I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE,
THAT’S THE THING WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN. WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY.
WE CAN’T JUST BE OUT LIKE– – EXACTLY. – HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE,
I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN. THE RESTAURANT’S
BACK THAT WAY. – NAH, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. – WHAT, YOU GOING
TO GET SOME WEED? – [laughs]
NO. – YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,
HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I KNOW THE SPOT. – HOLD ON.
– ALL RIGHT. – THERE HE IS. BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL! – AWW, (BLEEP),
IT’S WAYNE BRADY, SON! [gunfire] – OH! OH! WHAT THE (BLEEP) YOU DOING? – RIVERSIDE, MOTHA(BLEEP)! – GODDAMN! – [cackles] – WHAT THE (BLEEP)
ARE YOU DOING? – DAVE, CALM DOWN. – WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?
YOU JUST– – DAVE, RELAX.
– YOU JUST SHOT PEOPLE, WAYNE! – DAVE, DAVE.
– THOSE WERE PEOPLE YOU SHOT! GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOT
A DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGA. YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
DOIN’ (BLEEP) LIKE THIS. – DAVE, YOU MAKING ME NERVOUS. YOU MAKING ME THINK
THAT YOU GONNA SNITCH. NOW, YOU’RE NOT GONNA
SNITCH, RIGHT? – NO, MAN, COME ON, NOW,
I AIN’T NO SNITCH. – NOW, YOU SURE
YOU’RE NOT GONNA SNITCH? – IT’S ME, NIGGA,
IT’S DAVE, BABY. – MOTHER(BLEEP),
YOU GONNA SNITCH ON ME? – YO, NIGGA, COME ON.
IT’S ME, IT’S DAVE. WE BLACK ACTORS, MAN,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER. WE BLACK ACTORS.
I AIN’T GONNA SNITCH ON YOU. COME ON, IT’S ME, BABY.
IT’S DAVE. IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE.
IT’S YOUR BOY. – OKAY.
SORRY, MAN. – I GOT TO GET
SOME MONEY, MAN. I GOT TO GO TO THE ATM.
I DON’T HAVE NO MONEY. – I’LL GET SOME MONEY. ALL RIGHT,
RIGHT HERE. – WHERE’S THE ATM AT? – WE AT IT. HEY! [car horn plays
“La Cucaracha”] – HEY, DADDY. – HOES, DAVE. DAVE, HOES. – GOOD EVENING, BITCHES. – WE DID GOOD TONIGHT. – THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. THAT’S–
OH, THAT’S NICE. HEY, BABY! THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
MORE POWER TO ME. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BABY. OH–OH, RAQUEL,
WHAT’S THIS? MR. FRANKLIN’S LONELY. HE’S–
THERE’S ONLY– – SORRY, DADDY. – WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
“SORRY, DADDY?” WHAT THE HELL DID– IS WAYNE BRADY
GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? I’M GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT
OF THIS CAR AND CHOKE– I’M NOT VIOLENT.
I TRY NOT TO BE. I’M A–
YOU KNOW WHAT? – WAYNE, COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, WAYNE. – NO, NO, NO, I’M GONNA
GET OUTTA THIS CAR RIGHT NOW. – COME ON, WILL YOU PLEASE–
PLEASE, MAN? COME ON, JUST–
JUST LET IT SLIDE. – [exhales] YOU BETTER THANK
DAVE CHAPPELLE. GO AHEAD. – THANK YOU, DAVE,
AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW. – RUN, BITCH!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP! I’M JUST PLAYING AROUND.
YOU KNOW.
Dave give me ya sandwich (LOL) I said give me ya sandwich (LMFAO)
This whole skit was hilarious, this is comedy at its finest, hands down! Lol
WTF, this isn't the whole bit.
You know at first I thought it was going to turn into some gay shit
Pure. Comedy. Gold.
βRun bitch! Run for your life, get some help!β
Kills me every time π€£
I watched this skit 100's of times and just noticed they bleep out when wayne says the N word but not when Chappell says it
RUN BITCH RUN 4YA LIFE GET SOME HELP
Comedy gold, never gets old
GREATS π ππ πππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππ
Why does the audience sound like those sound tubes in elementary school
LMAO πππππππ―π―
Says Uncensored
Still has the bleeps
Fix this, along with the crap audio quality ducking up and down in volume in parts and changing in quality…and this isn't the full thing, so lie #2.
This so classic
Does WAYNE BRADY GOT TO CHOKE A BITXH?!
Good evening bitches
RUN BITCH RUN FO YO LIFE
Lmaoo here after listening to donnell Rawlings on ymhππ
Dave calm down..
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Funniest episode EASY I MEAN THE WHOLE EPISODE WAS FUNNY AS FUCK
"RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" HAHAHAHA! π€£ππ€£ππ€£
This is BY FAR my favorite Chapelle sketch. It is never not funny. I always hoped they'd do another one together.
Make a movie together man….there's something there…
Uncensored my ass.
The 24βs on the Lex…sitting on chrome
Is this the same black asshole who condemned Louie Ck and Chris Rock for using the N word? Yeah it is. Wayne is hypocrite loser game show host. Nothing more.
Back here in 2019. Top 3 skits all time from the show. Lol
Chappelle's Show was so funny it caused a split in the time-space continuum, which then dropped a pack of brainless pansi's into our laps, who go on the internet and say Dave Chappelle changed.
As non american. I have no idea what's the joke really about.
2019 sticks and stones brought me here for the good ole times
Oh my gosh this is such a perfect skit.
I knew blacks were inherently violent.
I knew it!!!!
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Whoβs here after hearing Donnell talk about this sketch on Your Momβs House?
This is not uncensored
"Uncensored", cc then proceeds to censor profanity
"I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh! " πππ
Classic
Run πββοΈ.. go get some help!!!.. lol π
RUN BITCH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE GET SOME HELP!!! LOLOLOL
Break yourself fool
Good evening Bit$#es
Best skit on the show!
If Wayne Brady was with snitch 61X9ine, He would have called the cops and said the hoe's were all gangbangers.
βEvening bchsβ Chapelle is the GOAT
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Took me 13 years to learn English and become a fan of Chapelle)
One of the funniest chappelles skits
break yourself
Snitch snitch Bitch π€
Desmond Howard!! π
it's not the whole skit…what a bummer
I forgot how funny he is
They left out the drug part, what a shame…
Hahaha come on now I ainβt no snitch
Good evening bitches
How the f#c/ is this uncensored!???
Is Wayne Brady still gang bangin? Don't see him anywhere
Wayne: Dave , hoes… Hoes, Dave "
Dave: Evening Bitches
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This show was so legendary
Only way this could be funnier is if they got the gay black news guy.
Hoes Dave, Dave hoes. Good evening bitches πππ
River side moufuka
After watching Wayne threaten Dave reminds me of when Barry Berkman has to kill his friend and former marine Chris. Damn thatβs a tough scene to wAtch.
Eat ya sandwich Dave……… …. Gimmie ya sandwich π
The irony of this entire upload is that it's labeled as uncensored (if only partially) and a bunch of sissies in the comments are censoring themselves.
Wayne Brady did an excellent job in this skit man, the look he had when he thought Dave was gonna snitch was absolutely terrifying. He could have been right at home in Goodfellas or The Godfather with that stare.
Probably my fav
Damn Wayne Bradyβs a pimp and a gangsta
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"…. One of the funniest things ever said on TV. The Chappelle Show is/was the best show on TV, it's sorely missed.
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βEvening bitchesβ
both ty-ran-souras eggs?
Crackle-dee-crack-crack
Daddy ATM
Wayne Brady, m9?
uncensored? they don't bleep nigga but they bleep words like shit???
I'll never forget this sketch.
Shout out to Pearl
I pegged Wayne Brady all wrong. SMH!!
the fuck is the rest of it??
"RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP!!!"
This my fav episode
We black actors gotta stick together
Evening bitches
@ :45 I guess Wayne dont believe BLM?
lol who remembers " eat your sandwich dave,, eat the sandwich….Gimme your sandwich."
I make Brian gumble look like Malcom x huh mutha fucka?
Greatn
I wasn't feeling this show much until I saw this sketch.
Still this is one of a few classic masterpiece sketches that came off of this show.
Blk couldnt deny wayne brady after this! Haha
Min 1:15–1:22 had me dying! π Wayne Bradyβs mad face is so convincing idk how he didnβt laugh at Daveβs reaction haha!
This not uncensored
I'm Wayne Brady BITCH
I knew Wayne Brady was a Gangsta
It's me nigga it's Dave! π
GtaV paid homage to the drive by scene. I shot a lot of people and the held on to a fence or something tbe same way lol
When did comments become the place where idiots quote lines in the videos? And then…….and then……10k other idiots hit the like button…..they support it? Its just weird.
1:56 haha I love the way she says "Heyy Daaddy."
"uncensored" my ass
Unite possibly the most hilarious thing Dave did on CC