Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People, Pt. 2


LET’S SEE HOW IT GOES
IN THE NEXT ROUND. ARE YOU READY? WHAT IS A LOOSEY? – NOW, I SHOULD KNOW THIS. A SMOKE.
ding! – DAMN, THAT’S–
THAT’S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. A SINGLE CIGARETTE. – A LOOSE CIGARETTE. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. – A CIGARETTE. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. WHAT IS A LOOSEY? – IS THAT A– A WAY OF SAYING ORAL SEX? buzz! – NO, BUT WE SHOULD
START SAYING THAT. WHAT IS A LOOSEY? – ONE CIGARETTE BOUGHT
AT THE STORE FROM THE ARABS. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. A CIGARETTE BOUGHT
AT THE STORE, ONE LOOSE CIGARETTE,
FROM AN ARAB. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! – WHAT IS A CHICKENHEAD? – THAT’S A WOMAN
WHO PUTS HER MOUTH ON THE MEMBER OF A– OR SOMETIMES CALLED
A CRACK WHORE. ding!
– THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. THAT IS ONE OF THE MANY
DEFINITIONS OF A CHICKENHEAD, A FELLATIOUS WOMAN. THERE WE GO. MARK, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. – LET’S SEE. SOMEBODY ON TV
USED TO SAY CHICKENHEAD. “YOU’RE SUCH A CHICKENHEAD.” – I DON’T KNOW
WHAT SHOW THIS IS, BUT I’D LIKE TO SEE IT. – SOMEBODY WHO’S STUPID. buzz! – NO, A CHICKENHEAD
IS A HOOCHIE, WHORE, OR A FELLATIOUS WOMAN,
APPARENTLY. – IT CAN BE USED
FOR DIFFERENT THINGS. IT’S MOSTLY USED TO DESCRIBE
A HO OR AN UGLY WOMAN. – A WOMAN THAT LIKES
TO SUCK PENIS. A WOMAN THAT LIKES
TO SUCK PENIS. – TO GIVE A LOOSEY. – THAT’S RIGHT,
TO GIVE A LOOSEY. WHAT IS A CHICKENHEAD? – OH, YOU CAN FIND THAT ANYWHERE
IN THE HOOD, ON THE BLOCK. IT’S A BIRD, ONE OF THOSE THAT YOU JUST
BRING HOME AND WEAR OUT. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. A BIRD THAT YOU BRING HOME
AND WEAR OUT. THAT IS CORRECT. THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE FOR.
THAT’S HOW THEY’RE USED. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! – FINISH THIS
GOOD TIME
LYRIC: “TEMPORARY LAYOFFS,
GOOD TIMES. “EASY CREDIT RIP-OFFS, “GOOD TIMES. “SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING, “GOOD TIMES. “BLANK, GOOD TIMES.” – I KNOW THAT ONE CHARACTER
ONGOOD TIMESWAS J.J. WALKER. – THAT’S VERY GOOD. I GET MISTAKEN FOR HIM A LOT
IN SHOPPING MALLS. – ANOTHER ACTRESS
ONGOOD TIMESIS LENNY KRAVITZ’S MOTHER. buzz! – OH, I’M SORRY,
THAT WASTHE JEFFERSONS,BUT CLOSE. both: ♪ EASY CREDIT RIP-OFFS ♪ ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ ♪ SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING ♪ – ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ [humming] ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ – DAMN. both:
♪ AIN’T WE LUCKY WE GOT ‘EM ♪ – ♪ GOOD TIMES ♪ – YEAH, I… – I REMEMBER WHEN WILLIS
HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM. buzz! – “SCRATCHING
AND SURVIVING, “GOOD TIMES. “BLANK,
GOOD TIMES.” – MM-HMM, AND I’VE ALWAYS
WONDERED THIS MYSELF. AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
“HANGIN’ IN A JURY,” BUT IT’S– IT’S–IT’S–AND IS IT A– – SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID
ONE MORE TIME. – ♪ HANGIN’ IN A JURY ♪ UM, AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT,
AS A KID, “DOES THAT MEAN THAT SOMEONE
IS HUNG IN A JURY?” BUT I DIDN’T– YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY
YOU CAN TELL I KNOW THE ACTUAL SONG, BUT THOSE ONES, I NEVER
COULD DECIPHER WHAT IT WAS. IT WAS A– – BRYAN TUCKER JUST POINTED OUT
A FACT THAT IS VERY TRUE. THIS IS THE MOST DISPUTED LYRIC IN ALL
OF THEGOOD TIMESLYRICS. – YES. – I AM INCLINED
TO GIVE HIM THE POINT. I LOOK AT MY JUDGES– ding!
HE GETS THE POINT. – ALL RIGHT,
AND WHAT IS THE LYRIC? – THE CORRECT LYRIC: “HANGIN’ IN A CHOW LINE.” I HAD TO LOOK IT UP
ON THE INTERNET MYSELF. I THOUGHT IT WAS
“HANGIN’ A JACKET.” [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! – AND NOW
FOR THE FINAL QUESTION. ARE YOU READY? – I’M READY. – HOW CAN BLACK PEOPLE
RISE UP AND OVERCOME? – HOW CAN THEY RISE UP
AND OVERCOME? WELL, CAN THEY OVERCOME?
NO, I’M JUST-. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. – [laughs] – REPARATIONS. ding!
– THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. – THIS IS A RAP LYRIC? – NO, THIS–I’M SORRY. – OH, THIS IS
A GENERAL QUESTION. – THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION.
– ALL RIGHT. THERE’S A COMPLEX ANSWER THERE. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. – STAYING ALIVE. ding!
– THAT IS CORRECT. THAT IS CORRECT. – WELL, STOP CUTTIN’
EACH OTHER’S THROAT. ding!
– THAT ALSO IS CORRECT. HOW CAN BLACK PEOPLE
RISE UP AND OVERCOME? – GET OUT AND VOTE. buzz! – THAT IS INCORRECT,
I’M AFRAID. – [laughing]
– I’M SORRY. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! – WELL, FOLKS, OUR JUDGES
TALLIED UP THE SCORES, AND WE HAVE A WINNER. ROB THE DJ.
ROB, COME ON OUT. EXCELLENT JOB, ROB.
CONGRATULATIONS. HERE’S THE GRAND PRIZE. OF COURSE, IT CONTAINS
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MURRAY’S HAIR CREAM. THAT’S RIGHT. AND ONE CAN IS
A LIFETIME SUPPLY, TRUST ME. TWO BOOTLEG DVDs. AND, OF COURSE,
WHAT WOULD A GRAND PRIZE BE WITHOUT A PACK
OF MENTHOL CIGARETTES? [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE!

Maurice Vega

100 Responses

  1. We need things like this on TV.The professor is hoods,cuz he use whores.DC is the funniest man after Eddie murphy & Richard Pryor.

  2. Chicken 🐤😁😂😂😂😂 how can black peoples rise up and overcome ,can they? 🤦🏻‍♀️😁😂😂😂😂😂

  3. I DL's the first episode of Good Times two day ago. first joke is. the young boy come running say him not gonna play with the other boy any more. they were playing "cops and militants" and the other kid kept makin him play the cop that's why

  4. I'm disappointed. I was hoping the cop would make a racist as joke about beating black people or some other things cops do.

  5. i don't know if this is scripted or the guests are reall speaking off the cuff, but that lady's answer to "how can black people rise and overcome" is awkwardly funny because you can't really tell if she was joking and meant it or was joking and pretending to mean it

  6. Lmao I love it when that white guy tried to sing and figure out the last goodtimes lyric 😂😂😂

  7. What is a chicken head?
    Oh, you can find her anywhere. In the hood, on the block. It's a bird. One of those you just bring her home and wear her out.
    Ding
    That is correct! That's what they're for. That's how they're used 🤣🤣🤣

  8. The actual lyric is "hanging and a jivin". It sounds nothing like chow line. How is hanging in a chow line a good time?

  9. In Norway there are still Turkish family run convenience stores that sell single cigarettes (to minors as well, in my experience ).

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