[Adam] No, not again! Ow! [Mark] Ow, Jesus Christ.
[Adam] Stop being a bully. Where’s Cool Cat when you need him? Oh, there he is! [Mark] There he is!
[Adam] There he is! Ow! My brother’s being a bully, Cool Cat… [Mark] I’ll save you,
little fox. I’m coming! He’s just running to the Arctic. [David Attenborough] … and it can be rather painful.
[Mark] Ouch… [Adam] Life sucks! [D.A.] It’s a bower. [Adam] What is that, sorry? [Mark] A bear!
[D.A.] A five year old, juvenile, male, satin bowerbird. [Mark] Only five years old and trying to get the booty!
[Adam] They grow up so fast! [Mark] His little booty palace, little booty bird?
[Adam] The booty chamber. Swiggity swooty. [Mark] I’m building a cage for that booty. [D.A.] Blue decorations really please a female.
[Adam] Bitches love blue. [Mark] Uh oh, you’re in my booty trap!
[Adam] Gotcha now! [D.A.] Rather than drive him away, the master has other intentions.
[Adam] Oh… [D.A.] Seduction. [Mark] Oh, no, I don’t… [Adam] I wanna go home. [Mark] Don’t fly that way.
[Adam] I need an adult. [Mark] I’m scared… [D.A.] So, the master grabs the opportunity to practice his courtship play on him.
[Adam] Mom, I think I’m gay… Wow. Oh my god! This is great! [D.A.] He exits mid performance.
♪ In the arms of the angels, fly away… ♪ [Mark] Stupid little baby! [Adam] What assholes.
[Mark] I was just doing a sexy stripper dance for a baby. [Adam] I wasn’t trying to seduce a little boy, officer.
I was practicing my courtship dance. [Mark] I was practicing on the little boy.
[Adam] I was just practicing my striptease, I swear! [Mark] I swear its for women. [Mark] Wow!
[Adam] Ahh! Just thinking about my family and how much time
I’m going to be spending with them in two weeks. Where the fuck… where’s this cameramen?
[Mark] The best cameramen! [Adam] What is this? How did this shot happened?
[Mark] The ghost of Steve Erwin picked up the camera and started taking over. [Adam] Oh, god! [Mark] Sleep time. [Adam] Just dreams now.
[Mark] No more tears. [Adam] Dream about your retirement. [Adam] Its ogre. He got Shrekt. Ow! Jesus, dammit, fuck! [D.A.] The adults want to keep the juveniles down.
[Adam] Just like politics. [Mark] Fighting the man! [Adam] Ow! These are violent birds.
Ow, fuck! That was dirty. [Mark] Yeah. [Adam] You dirty birdy! [Mark] You’re grabbing my birdy butt.
[Adam] My birdy booty. Oh, god. That egg was not yolk. There was definitely some
fetus bird in there. Oh! [Mark] Yummy! Scrambled eggs! [Adam] Oh, no, the blood in the air.
[Mark] I like mine sunny side up. [D.A.] But gang life is a brutal existence.
[Adam] Oh, girl! [D.A.] At seven months old, this… [Adam] Seven months?
[Mark] Only seven months? [Adam] I don’t know… Good night. Ow, shouldn’t sleep here.
[D.A.] She catches sight of another tiger. [Adam] Swiggity swooty.
[Mark] Gonna bite your booty. [Adam] Well, I’m a slut.
[D.A.] This male will try to kill any of the old ruler’s cubs. [Adam] What?!
[Mark] Gotta keep the bloodline pure. [Adam] Just leave the kid… what are you doing,
just let them do whatever they want. Why do you gotta keep killing the kids?
[Mark] You know what’s funny? Human beings were exactly like this
not even too long ago, in history. [Adam] So that’s what you were doing last Thursday.
[Mark] Ahah, wiping out an entire family and like, taking the mother as my own.
[Adam] Got a new girlfriend. [Mark] Just chained up. [Adam] I threw her babies
down the drain and turned on the garbage disposal. [Mark] I beat the husband in mortal combat and now she’s mine. Oh, look at this little guy. [D.A.] A racket-tail must consume
a sip of energy rich nectar two thousand times a day. [Adam] It’s like, just a bunch of sugar, isn’t it?
[Mark] Yeah, he just drinks nature’s cocaine all day. [D.A.] …and his wings, at sixty times a second.
[Adam] Sixty times a second?! It’s not s… [Mark] Yeah. [Adam] Can’t…
[Mark] Yeah. [Adam] That’s fucked up. [Adam] Ah, did one of them piss? [Mark] Oh shit.
[Adam] Oh, what? [Mark] Wow, that’s so cool. [Adam] Get out of here, fuck.
[Mark] Bambi Grumble Bee guy. [Adam] Ow, fuck! Oh my god.
[Mark] I hate bees. [Adam] Life sucks. [Adam] Oh… [Mark] Oh my god!
[Adam] Oh, fuck, noo… [Mark] No, no, no! Oh my god! [Adam] Now I need more fucking crack.